Celtics vs Heat ECF

I'm quite sure Paul Allen has it coming.

Paul Allen is possibly the biggest shiathead in the last two decades of American civilization. He gave us Ticketmaster. He gave us patent-trolling as a putatively legitimate business. ("Intellectual Ventures.") He has taken the giant windfall that Bill Gates blessed him with and used it to be as big a self-enriching, amoral bastard as possible.

Which is a shame because I love Portland to the point where the frau and I almost moved there. But I didn't, so all I can do is shiat as aggressively as possible in Paul Allen's direction. He is a human anus.
 
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I'd say he did.

Maybe, but only in our hearts and minds. It's not like he suddenly stopped performing, like Tiger did. It's not like he outted himself as a philandering weasel. People hate Lebron because he is arrogant. It's really weird since most athletes and celebrities that people adore are full of themselves. It's the nature of being a millionaire entertainer.
 
Lebron had a scowl on his face the entire game Thursday night, never seen that. If he's got that same kind of focused look on his face tonight look out.
 
The way this series has went I would be afraid to make a prediction. Long as Miami wins I don't care. That being said if Lebron comes any where close to duplicating Thursday night it's going to be a long night for the Celtics.
 
Paul Allen is possibly the biggest shiathead in the last two decades of American civilization. He gave us Ticketmaster. He gave us patent-trolling as a putatively legitimate business. ("Intellectual Ventures.") He has taken the giant windfall that Bill Gates blessed him with and used it to be as big a self-enriching, amoral bastard as possible.

Which is a shame because I love Portland to the point where the frau and I almost moved there. But I didn't, so all I can do is shiat as aggressively as possible in Paul Allen's direction. He is a human anus.
Spot-on. Definitely makes tough work of being a Blazers fan.

And TicketBastard is the worst.

What Verc said.
 
Being a Pearl Jam fan I have to hate TicketMaster just based on pure principle, so f%^k Paul Allen!!!
 
Heat win. No way, after what LeBron did, do they come back. D-Wade and Bron have a big game.

I'll say Heat by 10.
 
Heat win. No way, after what LeBron did, do they come back. D-Wade and Bron have a big game.

I'll say Heat by 10.

They're too good not to give them a chance.

I expect LeBron to be good, nothing like the last game but his usual 30 points 10 boards.

At this point you can't count on Wade or Bosh.

I find it hard to imagine KG/Pierce/Allen playing bad again.

I still can't pick who'll win but I think it's going to be close and hard fought.
 
Rondo is one of the biggest constant whiners I've ever seen in any sport. I'd love to watch a camera phone video on YouTube of somebody kicking his ass in a bar fight.
 

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