Saw this one:I’ll be there!
Tickets
Airbnb
Bringing girlfriend to her first game
No more girlfriend...thinking about putting out a Craigslist ad, I've heard good things.
Was gonna do this one, but it looks like I’m gonna hold off and go to the Mississippi State game instead. It’s during my wife’s fall break so it’s perfect. And I figure tickets will be cheap close to kickoff.
Was gonna do this one, but it looks like I’m gonna hold off and go to the Mississippi State game instead. It’s during my wife’s fall break so it’s perfect. And I figure tickets will be cheap close to kickoff.
Hahaha!Saw this one:
“sweet, young busty blonde from Pigeon Forge looking for a REAL man to take me to the football game. But, none of that sister wives ****. I don’t share my mans package. And, after a few tilt a whirls with me, he wouldn’t have the energy anyway.
P.s. I ain’t wearing any of that ugly long magic underwear. You bring me a nice pink nightie from Victoria’s Secret you crazy cult member...and, Im rooting for the mutha fudging Vols!”