Hank Bukowski
Roland James
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1. Announce that Mike Debord, Steve Stripling, Don Mahoney are all either gracefully retiring or moving on "for health reasons" or "to spend more time with their families," etc. as VFLs after the season.
2. Announce that these coaches will be replaced by the "best we can find." Privately spread the word that money will not be an obstacle but will be based largely on performance while OTJ, i.e. an outstanding base salary plus outstanding bonuses for results (like wins and championships).
2. Announce that Zach Azzanni is moving away from being Passing Game Coordinator to [coaching something as far away from the WR group as possible.] Announce that we are searching for the best, next-generation Air-Tennessee WR coach we can possibly find.
3. Announce that the program has a "renewed emphasis" on the strength and conditioning of its players. Privately spread the word that the search is on for the best S&C coach in America for an annual salary in the range of $650-700K plus bonuses, better than these.
4. Privately tell Bob Shoop that he can replace any defensive coach he wants with whomever he wants and that money won't be an obstacle.
5. Hire a new, world-class scriptwriter for fresh 2017 cliches and Butch-speak. Only stipulation: he/she must always write in blue font.
2. Announce that these coaches will be replaced by the "best we can find." Privately spread the word that money will not be an obstacle but will be based largely on performance while OTJ, i.e. an outstanding base salary plus outstanding bonuses for results (like wins and championships).
2. Announce that Zach Azzanni is moving away from being Passing Game Coordinator to [coaching something as far away from the WR group as possible.] Announce that we are searching for the best, next-generation Air-Tennessee WR coach we can possibly find.
3. Announce that the program has a "renewed emphasis" on the strength and conditioning of its players. Privately spread the word that the search is on for the best S&C coach in America for an annual salary in the range of $650-700K plus bonuses, better than these.
4. Privately tell Bob Shoop that he can replace any defensive coach he wants with whomever he wants and that money won't be an obstacle.
5. Hire a new, world-class scriptwriter for fresh 2017 cliches and Butch-speak. Only stipulation: he/she must always write in blue font.
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