since there are so many on this board who know(stalk) BB, why doesn't one of you sit down with (kidnap) him and have him have his "presser" on Volnation? Then someone who went to camp/mission trip/dreamland with CDD's youngest cousins sisters boyfriends dogwatcher can pretend to be Dooley and welcome him back. Then after a bunch of folks correct their grammar and spelling and another bunch put on a variety of happy/dancing/googlieye faces and "wtfs" one of the senior members can declare this thread officially over, thus spurring another round of debate which should take us well over 4000 posts and get us happily to 6pm on 4 Sept when we will really know for sure.
Just a suggestion.