Brian Jean-Mary Hired As LB Coach

[CamWinfree]

 

[jonnon111]

Edit: Lol, I'm too old to post a popcorn eating GIF
2nd edit: booyah!

 

[CamWinfree]

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I like that GIF choice.

 

[FLVOL_79]

omg..he hyphenated his name..

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

Sounds like a Franciscan monk.

 

[vol66]

Who is she?

 

[A.J.]

I’m not familiar with him. Looks like he spent several seasons working with Charlie Strong, and several good programs. He should have some good contacts from recruiting in different areas I would think. Hopefully he can develop whoever we wind up with at LB this season. If he’s in fact been hired, welcome aboard!

 

[vanillagorilla]

Urban showed interest in him at Jacksonville. FWIW

 

[FïreBall]

Edit: Lol, I'm too old to post a popcorn eating GIF
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[RoanokeVol]

He has 3 first names and 2 of them are women’s. Don’t like this one bit.

 

[CamWinfree]

 

[NATHAN05]

Looks like confirmation that Steele will not be retained at this rate.......at least this guy has been around a lot of decent programs. Fleeing the sinking Harbaugh ship

 

[VFL-82-JP]

This is VolNation. We are gonna totally botch that French last name. I mean, we're gonna splatter it over the wall, rub our hair in it, and run around the house shaking it onto all the furniture.

Ain't no way even 5% of us are going to be pronouncing it right in our heads. I even speak French, and I can't think of a way to explain how it's supposed to sound to those who don't. I mean, "Okay, the 'jean' is not like blue jeans, it's more like a sound halfway between John and Sean...like a 'zh' sound followed by "on," but just barely pronounce the 'n' like an afterhthought. What? Hell, I don't know how to tell you what 'zh' sounds like, it sounds like 'zh.' Just half way between tho...oh, never mind."

 

[MadisonvilleVol]

He has 3 first names and 2 of them are women’s. Don’t like this one bit.

His dad is Jean Claude van Damme?

 

[TJVol95]

We have sucked bad the last 3 years in turnovers! Nice!!!

 

[DonDiego]

Looks like a pretty solid hire to me.

 

[kamoshika]

Excellent hire!
Brian Jean-Mary - Linebackers Coach - Staff Directory - University of Michigan Athletics

 

[Cathead Biscuits]

Bienvenue Coach!

 

[Ten_Titans]

Strong hire.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

This is VolNation. We are gonna totally botch that French last name. I mean, we're gonna splatter it over the wall, rub our hair in it, and run around the house shaking it onto all the furniture.

Ain't no way even 5% of us are going to be pronouncing it right in our heads. I even speak French, and I can't think of a way to explain how it's supposed to sound to those who don't. I mean, "Okay, the 'jean' is not like blue jeans, it's more like a sound halfway between John and Sean...like a 'zh' sound followed by "on," but just barely pronounce the 'n' like an afterhthought. What? Hell, I don't know how to tell you what 'zh' sounds like, it sounds like 'zh.' Just half way between tho...oh, never mind."

Zhjyonn

 

[FïreBall]

This is VolNation. We are gonna totally botch that French last name. I mean, we're gonna splatter it over the wall, rub our hair in it, and run around the house shaking it onto all the furniture.

Ain't no way even 5% of us are going to be pronouncing it right in our heads. I even speak French, and I can't think of a way to explain how it's supposed to sound to those who don't. I mean, "Okay, the 'jean' is not like blue jeans, it's more like a sound halfway between John and Sean...like a 'zh' sound followed by "on," but just barely pronounce the 'n' like an afterhthought. What? Hell, I don't know how to tell you what 'zh' sounds like, it sounds like 'zh.' Just half way between tho...oh, never mind."

Zzzhawwn Murry? I only speak hickanese..

 

[vol66]

This is VolNation. We are gonna totally botch that French last name. I mean, we're gonna splatter it over the wall, rub our hair in it, and run around the house shaking it onto all the furniture.

Ain't no way even 5% of us are going to be pronouncing it right in our heads. I even speak French, and I can't think of a way to explain how it's supposed to sound to those who don't. I mean, "Okay, the 'jean' is not like blue jeans, it's more like a sound halfway between John and Sean...like a 'zh' sound followed by "on," but just barely pronounce the 'n' like an afterhthought. What? Hell, I don't know how to tell you what 'zh' sounds like, it sounds like 'zh.' Just half way between tho...oh, never mind."

You got me with that one, I laughed my a$$ off. Fantastic!

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Shjon

Ha! Madisonville reminded me, above, we DO know how it sounds. Everyone knows Jean-Claude van Damme, how to say the first part of his name. So we cracked that code!

So Jean (just like Jean Claude v.D.), and then Mary which is pronounced the way we say Marie. Jean-Mary == Jean (c.v.D.) - Marie. Voila!

 

[UT Hill Man]

 

[patriot-vol]

This is VolNation. We are gonna totally botch that French last name. I mean, we're gonna splatter it over the wall, rub our hair in it, and run around the house shaking it onto all the furniture.

Ain't no way even 5% of us are going to be pronouncing it right in our heads. I even speak French, and I can't think of a way to explain how it's supposed to sound to those who don't. I mean, "Okay, the 'jean' is not like blue jeans, it's more like a sound halfway between John and Sean...like a 'zh' sound followed by "on," but just barely pronounce the 'n' like an afterhthought. What? Hell, I don't know how to tell you what 'zh' sounds like, it sounds like 'zh.' Just half way between tho...oh, never mind."

Kesling should do well with his name.