Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie?

[volinbham]

I'm going to have to go with Bewitched. Elizabeth Montgomery was a smokin' hottie. Oh yeah, the show was better too.

What say you?

 

[allvol123]

Bewitched also. Easy call I'd say.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Barbara Eden's outfit was dramatically better, but bewitched was the better show.

 

[volinbham]

Barbara Eden's outfit was dramatically better, but bewitched was the better show.

Put Elizabeth Montgomery in that outfit and it's no contest.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Put Elizabeth Montgomery in that outfit and it's no contest.

but they didn't and Eden was very hot as well. The black n white thing did eden no favors either.

 

[volinbham]

They both did black and white and color. I've got no complaints about Eden.

 

[BigPapaVol]

I don't recall the color version of Jeanie, but didn't watch it much. Samantha, on the other hand, I watched. Guess that means you have a point.

 

[Fine Vol]

I rub the lamp and have a threesome!

 

[volinbham]

I rub the lamp and have a threesome!

Which joke is better?

Threesome equals FV, lamp and hand.

or

I've heard it called many things but "rubbing the lamp" is a new one.

 

[Fine Vol]

Which joke is better?

Threesome equals FV, lamp and hand.

or

I've heard it called many things but "rubbing the lamp" is a new one.

lol:

 

[Fine Vol]

Which joke is better?

Threesome equals FV, lamp and hand.

or

I've heard it called many things but "rubbing the lamp" is a new one.

Well in that case

 

[volinbham]

Mine were better.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Mine were better.

and on topic.

 

[TIGER DEN]

For me jeannie

no contest

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

I've heard it called many things but "rubbing the lamp" is a new one.

You just made a joke.

Rub your lamp, and make a wish.

 

[kev20]

 

[volinbham]

Since we are going off topic - how about favorite euphemisms for "rubbing the lamp"

Waxing the dolphin

Spanking the monkey (oldie but goodie)

Shaking hands with Mr. Lincoln (I have no idea but it cracks me up)

 

[BigPapaVol]

"you said you were combing your hair"

 

[TIGER DEN]

Since we are going off topic - how about favorite euphemisms for "rubbing the lamp"

Waxing the dolphin

Spanking the monkey (oldie but goodie)

Shaking hands with Mr. Lincoln (I have no idea but it cracks me up)

:ermm:

 

[volinbham]

.

 

[vader]

Since we are going off topic - how about favorite euphemisms for "rubbing the lamp"

Waxing the dolphin

Spanking the monkey (oldie but goodie)

Shaking hands with Mr. Lincoln (I have no idea but it cracks me up)

"Punching the munchkin" has always been one of my favorites

As to the original topic, my answer would be yes to either. Probably a slight nod to Bewitched.

 

[volinbham]

Choking the chicken

Buffing the banana

Shizzling the nizzle

Burping the worm

Whacking the mole

Bashing the bishop

Corking the bat

Manual overdrive

 

[volinbham]

Boxing the one-eyed champ

Adjusting the sun dial

Closet Frisbee

Come to grips with yourself

Corralling the tadpoles

Cuddle the Kielbasa

Dishonorable Discharge

Drive the skin bus

Elect the president

 

[volinbham]

Fax the pope

Fish for zipper trout

Free'in willy

Jamming with Elvis

Liquidate the inventory

Screw it, here's the full list Masturbation Euphemisms -- LiveWire Teen Forums

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Choking the chicken

Buffing the banana

Shizzling the nizzle

Burping the worm

Whacking the mole

Bashing the bishop

Corking the bat

Manual overdrive

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