Best (shizz) ideas ever

#26
#26
My last two drunken stories.

I was walking a girl back to her dorm one night and just couldn't hold it anymore. I pissed on the library's front doors. Two black guys walked by and I just waved.

One night I was really drunk and had a girl over. The bed was up high and I had to pee bad. I tried to climb out but just fell out into the floor. I stumbled to the bathroom but everything was spinning so bad I was afraid I'd miss. I got her to aim it for me lulz
 
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#27
#27
heartvols said:
The polish liquid stuffie was hard so thought it would make the liquid soft again so I nuked it. Baby Einstein. The polish exploded inside the microwave causing me to have slight hearing damage to this day.
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So no whispering sweet nothings in your ear?
 
#31
#31
Slydell said:
When I lived in Connecticut, we always thought it was a good idea to hope a train (not pay, seriously hop on a moving train), ride it to Boston for breakfast. After breakfast (yeah, we did it many times drunk) and you sober up it's always like wtf!
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Okay Sly, I've heard a story and I want to imitate it. I need your advice on if it's safe enough.

I had a teacher once tell me that her husband laid down with a friend on a train track and let the train pass over them. We have a coal train that runs by the school. Do you think I could do it?
 
#32
#32
I once tried to kick a soccer ball over a car. I didn't miss...
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#35
#35
See this shizz ain't so bad. Except creepers queering up the air in here is shizz idea.
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NewToVolCountry said:
Okay Sly, I've heard a story and I want to imitate it. I need your advice on if it's safe enough.

I had a teacher once tell me that her husband laid down with a friend on a train track and let the train pass over them. We have a coal train that runs by the school. Do you think I could do it?
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The consequences of that not working are way more severe than falling off your 5 foot bed drunk.
 
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#38
No shizz, I have a big nose. I'd be afraid it would catch. No man should intentionally have MJ nose.
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NewToVolCountry said:
Okay Sly, I've heard a story and I want to imitate it. I need your advice on if it's safe enough.

I had a teacher once tell me that her husband laid down with a friend on a train track and let the train pass over them. We have a coal train that runs by the school. Do you think I could do it?
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I wouldn't even try that.































sober
 
#45
#45
NewToVolCountry said:
Okay Sly, I've heard a story and I want to imitate it. I need your advice on if it's safe enough.

I had a teacher once tell me that her husband laid down with a friend on a train track and let the train pass over them. We have a coal train that runs by the school. Do you think I could do it?
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See if you can lick the bottom.
 
#47
#47
I don't remember all the details, particularly where I left the bodies; but it was dumb
 
#50
#50
climbing into the UT pool to jump off the platform with a 12pk in hand. Dumb since the pool is directly across from the UTPD but we did it quite a few times
 
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