Best (shizz) ideas ever

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For the shizz you thought sounded good till u sobered up.

Like my rationalization that stale cake with chocolate syrup was a good plan. Shizz idea.
What shizz u?
 
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I was about to toss on an edit saying starting this thread.

But y'all know what I'm saying. Like that decision to stick with a bad chick, invest with Bernie Maddoff, quit a job, stay at a job, whatever. The decision to do something that sounded good, and then waking up. Shizz ideas
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Yeah, or not wearing that rubber that time
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#8
I rode a longboard down a hill and through a parking lot while being towed at about 30-35 mph by a mini-van. Drunk.
 
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You shizzers on me have had shizz ideas. It's fine to keep shizzing. I'm honestly just trying to use the word shizz in as many ways as possible.
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How I survived I'll never know. My friend wasn't so lucky. Half his face was missing, and ole New had to play doc.
 
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I raised my dorm bed to 5 feet. On a night full of Everclear, I thought it would be funny to dive out of bed and tackle my microwave. My form was top notch, my decision making not so much.
 
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#15
I had a hallucination one night and got into a fight with my mini refrigerator. I think I won, but he nicked me up pretty good.
 
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#19
I can't recall one bad decision. Yes that's what I said. Not one bad decision
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When I lived in Connecticut, we always thought it was a good idea to hope a train (not pay, seriously hop on a moving train), ride it to Boston for breakfast. After breakfast (yeah, we did it many times drunk) and you sober up it's always like wtf!
 
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#24
The polish liquid stuffie was hard so thought it would make the liquid soft again so I nuked it. Baby Einstein. The polish exploded inside the microwave causing me to have slight hearing damage to this day.
 
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