Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[Orangeslice13]

A Mexican magician said he'd disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... Dos... *poof*"

 

[Orangeslice13]

He disappeared without a tres

 

[Orangeslice13]

Exes are like a box of chocolates

 

[Orangeslice13]

They kill your dog

 

[Orangeslice13]

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Attire

 

[Orangeslice13]

How does Moses make his tea?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hebrews it

 

[Behr]

What did one seagull say to the other one?

We need to get the flock outta here.

 

[joevol33]

There was 2 guys driving down a hill. The one driving looked at the passenger and said "oh crap, the brakes went out". The passenger looked at the driver and said "it's okay, there's a stop sign at the bottom of the hill".

 

[Behr]

Tin mans thread in the FF.

 

[GreveHaller]

Two Bammers walking down the beach and a seagull flies over dropping a load right in one's eye. He says "can you get some toilet paper" the other says "why? the bird's probably a mile away by now"

 

[GreveHaller]

I had a dream I was eating marshmallows and when I woke up my pillow was gone

 

[VolNExile]

A joke for the ladies:

Q: How is sex like snow?
A: You never know how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

ba-dum-psshh

 

[Behr]

Whats red and green and goes 100 mph?

A frog in the blender.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licolatopus

 

[Smokey X]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it can be done.

 

[Smokey X]

A few years ago it was revealed that Charlie Sheen was taking enough drugs to kill 2.5 men.

 

[Behr]

Termite walks in a beer joint and yells "is the bartender here".

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

 

[Orangeslice13]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licolatopus

3 lesbians in a closet ........














Is a liquor cabinet

 

[Orangeslice13]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licolatopus

A homosexual dinosaur is a........











Megasoreass

 

[Orangeslice13]

Homosexual termites eat.........









Woodpeckers

 

[Orangeslice13]

There are 3 types of people in the world.
Those who are good at math
And those who aren’t

 

[Tin Man]

Tin mans thread in the FF.