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McDad said:
FTR, I am happily married with no desire to date teenagers. With that said, I am grateful I am not in my 20s and dating because there are girls I cannot tell if they are are 15 or 25. I don't remember it being that way 35 years ago
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So true. Couple summers back family was ahead of us putting their boat in the water and this chick was wearing one of the tiniest bikinis I've ever seen, couldn't help but look. Then she started arguing with her dad that in two weeks she won't have to wear a life jacket. I felt like going straight to the jail and turning myself in.
 
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GVF said:
LOL. Similar. House sitting for our pediatrician. He was also one of our church elders and a short bike ride from the house. needless to say we weren't total angels that evening. Had me a big chew of Levi and was kicked back in recliner. That big ole tobacco flugie just slid down my throat. Got dizzy. Everything went gray. Barely made it to carport.

Worst Copenhagen decision was trying a dip from a friend that would drizzle it with JD and let it soak in overnight.

For football we ended up using Hawken or Silver Creek for the dip. Impossible to get sick off that junk. And Apple Jack for the chaw. Anything stronger was a bad practice.
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Never was hardcore enough to chew or dip during football practice. Baseball it was almost mandatory and there is nothing like taking a baseball to the nuts with a chew of Days Work in your mouth.
 
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McDad said:
FTR, I am happily married with no desire to date teenagers. With that said, I am grateful I am not in my 20s and dating because there are girls I cannot tell if they are are 15 or 25. I don't remember it being that way 35 years ago
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Dude we had girls in 11th grade in '82 that were bombshells beyond their years. I wouldn't want to date today cause it feels like you truly have to do the Trump test before you ask one out. Dated one of the HS hotties for a while in my 20's. We were both divorced. I remember when we all got to 7th grade and she walked by. One of only a few girls I can truly recall in my mind what they looked like that young. Can even tell you what classroom and whre she was sitting first time I saw her walk to the front. And the shirt even. Old school 3/4 sleeve baseball under jersey with school colors green sleeves and denim jeans. She was one of those that all the guys would stand at their locker and salute and poke their chest out when she walked by. Ala Caddyshack. There wasn't a guy in that school that wouldn't have traded 20 bo derek posters for just a photo booth pic of her from six flags in a winter coat. So, 7th grade were prob 12 mostly. She was way way way past that on the eye test.
 
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hog88 said:
Never was hardcore enough to chew or dip during football practice. Baseball it was almost mandatory and there is nothing like taking a baseball to the nuts with a chew of Days Work in your mouth.
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Tried Days Work one time. Was actually a pretty good old timer block chew. But, never got into the dry twist chews that took 30 minutes to work up a spit. My hardcore football practice chewing didn't last long. Gotta learn lessons in life and that was one of them. Expecially since in my day we were right up there with Valdosta football so we all wanted to be heros. Prob 400 +/- tried out every year. Literally no room for elbows on the track first day. Two weeks of sprints and sit ups and push ups before anything else. Day one all the fender lizards were gone. Day two all the smkers bowed out. The goal was to not get noticed till you made hte two weeks. If they noticed you the first two weeks it was to get your name for the yellow legal pad. That was the cut list. And there was no redemption to get off it. too many next men up to choose from. Most learned if they asked your name before we made it to pads, you just stopped running and went home. and it was year to year. I was one that played 2 years JV, got on the vrsity cut list with a dizzy spell in 10th and never played again. Even trying out the next year again I think they carried over the yellow pads. You didn't even get a break in gym class. all the coaches were the gym teachers.
 
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hog88 said:
So true. Couple summers back family was ahead of us putting their boat in the water and this chick was wearing one of the tiniest bikinis I've ever seen, couldn't help but look. Then she started arguing with her dad that in two weeks she won't have to wear a life jacket. I felt like going straight to the jail and turning myself in.
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I've joked for years when they started putting all these additives in food it launched a bunch of the girls way ahead. Group of us were at the beach not too long ago and a group of ladies were sashaying up the shoreline towards us. Tall, filled out, had us joking back and forth about the "good old college days". The closer they got it the group went

Wait...
Hang on...
You've gotta be shartin me...
Oh Hell...

It was ridiculous. Looked like Vogue models that had 16yo faces hologrammed onto them. I'm old enough I'd never find myself in actual trouble but were I a younger fella there's no way in hell I wouldn't be running down the age of any girl that stepped inside the danger zone.
 
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GVF said:
Dude we had girls in 11th grade in '82 that were bombshells beyond their years. I wouldn't want to date today cause it feels like you truly have to do the Trump test before you ask one out. Dated one of the HS hotties for a while in my 20's. We were both divorced. I remember when we all got to 7th grade and she walked by. One of only a few girls I can truly recall in my mind what they looked like that young. Can even tell you what classroom and whre she was sitting first time I saw her walk to the front. And the shirt even. Old school 3/4 sleeve baseball under jersey with school colors green sleeves and denim jeans. She was one of those that all the guys would stand at their locker and salute and poke their chest out when she walked by. Ala Caddyshack. There wasn't a guy in that school that wouldn't have traded 20 bo derek posters for just a photo booth pic of her from six flags in a winter coat. So, 7th grade were prob 12 mostly. She was way way way past that on the eye test.
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Grew up with this girl, her dad and my dad were childhood friends and they lived just a mile or so away so I guess you could say she was my best friend from before and during elementary school. She moved away before the start of 6th grade and came back in 10th and was a knockout. I asked her out and to this day don't understand her reasoning for saying no "we can't go out, we've taken baths together". She still haunts me.
 
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BeardedVol said:
Practices that were perfectly legal and socially acceptable that are now outlawed, and for good reason.

Adult women couldn't even open a bank account in many places without a male cosigner before 1974, but please, do tell me why you believe that a 15 year old girl has the cognitive ability to enter into life-altering legal contract with an adult male in 2026?
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Who the eff said that?? Geez. trolling hard on the tranny today are we.
 
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hndog609 said:
I took a junebug in the forehead around age 11 in the back of papaw's truck at around 50mph. Didn't care for the experience.
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I took a river stone to the temple from 20 feet above me. I can play this game. mom just collected me and my brother up on friday's and took us to Dr to get patched up once a week. I've got a very long list. We didn't get reported for abuse cause he was also elder at chruch and knew me and him well.
 
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