Bad Bunny

My grandma got married to Huck when she was 14 or 15. There are several cultures where the young man or woman has a 'coming of age' celebration. It's almost like a formal this kid is ready to date and find a life partner moment.

The whole shifting of morals relative to cultural norms makes the crime of pedophilia challenging. I really like Dink's term the Good Ole Charlie Brown used as well to delineate children from mid to late teens.
Employing 11-year-olds in coal mines used to be a perfectly legal and acceptable practice as well.
 
And to the extreme here we go.

We know you aren't a student of history, no need to remind us.

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Abdolutely needed that video when I was younger. The Danger Zone is real....
What's so funny about it is that it is real, and guys ignore it cause she is hot. My motto has always been if I can deal with what her mama looks like, I'm good with where she'll be so i'll go for toning the hot down to overly warm to save some heartache. I also accepted that what a 20 yo body looks like is what only the hot/crazy matrix bodies look like after 4 kids, so I had no aversion to stepping down to my level and taking the changes.
 
We know you aren't a student of history, no need to remind us.

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See what happens when you swerve to miss a rqabbit instead of just running over it. You must be a somali priate. Hijack much ?
 
What's so funny about it is that it is real, and guys ignore it cause she is hot. My motto has always been if I can deal with what her mama looks like, I'm good with where she'll be so i'll go for toning the hot down to overly warm to save some heartache. I also accepted that what a 20 yo body looks like is what only the hot/crazy matrix bodies look like after 4 kids, so I had no aversion to stepping down to my level and taking the changes.

The lesson I'm getting here is to take the mom for a test drive before leaving the lot with the younger model.
 
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I was quite reserved and a good boy till after my first marriage ended. Wife from christian college that cheated kinda warped my view for a bit. 9 years of magic carpet rides while I found myself. But, I did bypass desparate. Only hot and desperate need apply. And stayed out of the HS cruising spots. Didn't liken teaching to having fun. Single moms on friday nights are craaaaazy.
I heard you were a fan of scoping assisted living facilities. Person quoted you as saying "easier than shooting fish in a barrel".

Not judging.
 
We know you aren't a student of history, no need to remind us.

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Yes, I know young kids used to work some pretty dangerous jobs (still do if you grow up on a farm) The comparison of an 11yo working a mine to 115-16 yo getting married is asinine on your part.
 
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The lesson I'm getting here is to take the mom for a test drive before leaving the lot with the younger model.
Maybe not a test drive, though if she's a single mom she may try to tempt. And that may be a test trap too. So tread lightly.

But....maybe give it a good look see so you'll know what daughter will look like in 20-30. I did know a guy once that test drove a couple moms. Got away with one. got caught by one. Got bad ugly.
 
I heard you were a fan of scoping assisted living facilities. Person quoted you as saying "easier than shooting fish in a barrel".

Not judging.
Lord help me. That was funny. Sad part is, they are fast approaching my target audience. May not be a bad tactic.

"Want me to show you a trick to straighten that hip out?" Works every time. [That's only funny if you've ever watched Major Payne. Then you'll get it]
 
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Lord help me. That was funny. Sad part is, they are fast approaching my target audience. May not be a bad tactic.

"Want me to show you a trick to straighten that hip out?" Works every time. [That's only funny if you've ever watched Major Payne. Then you'll get it]
When you get admitted always sit next to the lady with Parkinson's.

(Crude, healthcare gallows humor not intend to offend anyone dealing with Parkinson's in their family)
 
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Maybe not a test drive, though if she's a single mom she may try to tempt. And that may be a test trap too. So tread lightly.

But....maybe give it a good look see so you'll know what daughter will look like in 20-30. I did know a guy once that test drove a couple moms. Got away with one. got caught by one. Got bad ugly.

Deep recon. Copy that.
 
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Maybe not a test drive, though if she's a single mom she may try to tempt. And that may be a test trap too. So tread lightly.

But....maybe give it a good look see so you'll know what daughter will look like in 20-30. I did know a guy once that test drove a couple moms. Got away with one. got caught by one. Got bad ugly.

That's not 100% fool proof. Buddy of mine married a real looker when they were both 19 but as she has gotten older she began to look more and more like her dad and he fell through the ugly tree twice.
 
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12 yo used to be able to buy chewing tobacco.
For real. When we were trying out for JV football in 1979/80 at 14/15, we could buy our own chaw. however, I learned real quick that extreme physical exertion and a chaw of Red Man in the jaw didn't geehaw. Dang dizzy spells while sprinting were rough when you're trying to be a bad a**.
 
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Hey, do i tell you how to do it at your house???

So, I was a groomsmen this weekend at my best friend's costume wedding (which reminds me that I need to post my picture in the OT thread), and I was giving my speech at the reception. I started to let on like I was going to give "the talk" as my speech and almost broke character after seeing the pending horror on his mother's face. The bride started cackling and I lost it.

There were about 200 people there. Lol. I broke the bit around "and here are 5 tips I can give you when it comes to pleasing your wife tonight as you lose your virginity at the age of 38."
 
For real. When we were trying out for JV football in 1979/80 at 14/15, we could buy our own chaw. however, I learned real quick that extreme physical exertion and a chaw of Red Man in the jaw didn't geehaw. Dang dizzy spells while sprinting were rough when you're trying to be a bad a**.

First dip of Copenhagen was 9-10 yo in the hay field when it was gosh awful hot. That was a bad decision.
 

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