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DinkinFlicka said:
So, I was a groomsmen this weekend at my best friend's costume wedding (which reminds me that I need to post my picture in the OT thread), and I was giving my speech at the reception. I started to let on like I was going to give "the talk" as my speech and almost broke character after seeing the pending horror on his mother's face. The bride started cackling and I lost it.

There were about 200 people there. Lol. I broke the bit around "and here are 5 tips I can give you when it comes to pleasing your wife tonight as you lose your virginity at the age of 38."
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classic.
 
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hog88 said:
Yes, I know young kids used to work some pretty dangerous jobs (still do if you grow up on a farm) The comparison of an 11yo working a mine to 115-16 yo getting married is asinine on your part.
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Practices that were perfectly legal and socially acceptable that are now outlawed, and for good reason.

Adult women couldn't even open a bank account in many places without a male cosigner before 1974, but please, do tell me why you believe that a 15 year old girl has the cognitive ability to enter into life-altering legal contract with an adult male in 2026?
 
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BeardedVol said:
Practices that were perfectly legal and socially acceptable that are now outlawed, and for good reason.

Adult women couldn't even open a bank account in many places without a male cosigner before 1974, but please, do tell me why you believe that a 15 year old girl has the cognitive ability to enter into life-altering legal contract with an adult male in 2026?
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And some things should have never changed.
 
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hog88 said:
That's not 100% fool proof. Buddy of mine married a real looker when they were both 19 but as she has gotten older she began to look more and more like her dad and he fell through the ugly tree twice.
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Yeah. Pretty reliable, but not a lock. Sometimes you get that fish that transforms from female to male to mate itself and grows that huge head.

I did date one for a while from the outer ATL. I kinda messed that up but not really. She realized that almost a year later and tried calling me back I was then engaged. Should have answered the phone. We meshed up quite well. Quite a looker. And she held it quite nicely. Ran accross her on face book a while back. Still smokin. Doesn't look anywhere near 40 years later. Dad was FBI in ATL. Had to treat her well.

But, no regrets in the real sense. Wouldn't trade the one I got or the son she gave me. Things go as they go for reasons beyond our control.
 
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BeardedVol said:
Practices that were perfectly legal and socially acceptable that are now outlawed, and for good reason.

Adult women couldn't even open a bank account in many places without a male cosigner before 1974, but please, do tell me why you believe that a 15 year old girl has the cognitive ability to enter into life-altering legal contract with an adult male in 2026?
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FTR, I am happily married with no desire to date teenagers. With that said, I am grateful I am not in my 20s and dating because there are girls I cannot tell if they are are 15 or 25. I don't remember it being that way 35 years ago
 
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hog88 said:
First dip of Copenhagen was 9-10 yo in the hay field when it was gosh awful hot. That was a bad decision.
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LOL. Similar. House sitting for our pediatrician. He was also one of our church elders and a short bike ride from the house. needless to say we weren't total angels that evening. Had me a big chew of Levi and was kicked back in recliner. That big ole tobacco flugie just slid down my throat. Got dizzy. Everything went gray. Barely made it to carport.

Worst Copenhagen decision was trying a dip from a friend that would drizzle it with JD and let it soak in overnight.

For football we ended up using Hawken or Silver Creek for the dip. Impossible to get sick off that junk. And Apple Jack for the chaw. Anything stronger was a bad practice.
 
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