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It's funny as hell . . . CTF and Tubs are on THE biggest fishing expedition that is going to rock the college football world and probably land us at # 5 in the nation Sep. 22nd week.
Planned it all summer, and here we experts are with eyes, but can't see . . . and ears, but can't hear . . .
CTF drilled our passing attack to absolute precision all two-a-days . . . the hay is in the barn (forgive the "Barner" metaphor). CTF could have easily had KB and CT execute 350 yards of passing and push the play totals up to 95. But they wanted to make Dang sure we hadn't gone "soft" like Mr. Crimson and Roofer Tim Watts warned we would, so they decided to unleash our nasty O-line and 3-headed RB corps on LaMo.
CTF told Tubs privately about a KY game in which he and Mumme did this set up deal on a big rival . . . the hardest part is teaching your QB's to actually look "sucky" throwing the ball in an authentic way. You have to be careful that the deliberate misfires aren't obvious.
I know a senior at AU who is a team manager (can't reveal who he is, but he is from Atlanta area), and he told me that KB, CT and CTF have been laughing their .....es off behind the scenes, along with our WR's. They're going to do more of the same - but not quite as sucky - vs. USM once we get up by two TD's. And will look a little bit better vs. MSU, but still lean heavy on the run with a 70/30 ratio.
Hat Miles will take the bait . . . walking safeties up every down to stop the run he expects . . . walking right into an ambush. Don't be surprised when CTF shows up clean-shaven, with an all-orange hat on (worn with correct hat size, not painted on like Lester) vs. the Corn Dogs, which'll scare Miles and his DC shipless (and me). First series, he runs, runs, runs . . . and Miles circles the stink bait. AU stuffs LSU's offense 3 and out. Next series, CTF unleashes the AU version of the Spread. Few here are prepared for what is unleashed . . . and god help the geriatrics (bless their hearts) who sit all-game around me and look at me like I'm a madman when I scream and flail my arms all-game . . . they're administered nitro glycerin at the half. Nothing can prepare you for the lightning tempo, wild array of formations, Mario Fannin in the gun, KB split, TE pass routes you've never seen . . . deep balls hitting JS and CS in stride uncovered.
Gonna be fun to see . . . and if you can get AU + 3 (what I expect) vs. LSU, buy all you can. Stumpfan and RoadRunner are clearly trying to hold that number on the + to game week, too.