And your mascot is a dead animal that doesn't know it's dead, yet somehow manages to slobber and poop. You guys even have a state anthem about the poor thing.
If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog, Uga eat me
He'd start with the thighs, where the fatty part lies
Thick thighs save lives
Quite literally this time
My flesh will taste okay
My dog will eat the pain away
'Cause the Dawg Nation is dying
And I'm tired of surviving
If there was a zombie apocalypse
I'd let my dog, Uga eat me
The situation's dire
And my house's on fire
But at least he'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse