Ask Thrasher about white people stuff

[Thrasher865]

You all really don't like blacks turning up at the Cotton Eyed Joe, do you all?

I don't like turning up at Cotton Eyed Joe period.

Why do you all do everything shirtless?

See above (tan for the honeys)

Why do crackers like mayonase so much?

Crackers are inanimate objects, and as such, cannot feel the emotion of "like." If you're asking why we like mayonnaise on crackers, I think you're looking for the black thread.

Why neck tattoos?

You're looking for the "white trash" thread.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Nerd setting a black on white stereotype record. It appears he has had a few questions on his mind

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why do you all buy above ground pools?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Even the male ones?

They are working

 

[Nerd-Vol]

How is Friends funny?

 

[Thrasher865]

What's the deal with boat shoes?

WTF?

y can't white people stop being 'the man'?

When people have been telling you that you're the man for millennia, you get a big ego.

Why do you all love Fox News?

It's the only channel that fully embraces our distrust of minorities.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why do your women love the Lexus RX so damn much?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd setting a black on white stereotype record. It appears he has had a few questions on his mind

I do.

 

[Thrasher865]

Why do you all drink milk with dinner?

Helps us stay fat for winter.

Why do you all call it supper?

Because that's what it's called.

Why do your women insist on putting their feet on the dashboard of cars?

They are all suicidal due to our small peckers.

Why do white people have so many different eye colors?

I only have 1 eye color. How many does your kind have?

 

[Thrasher865]

Why do you all like blondes so much?

This has got to be a troll question.

Why do you try to make yourselves darker, via tanning?

Honeys.

What is the deal with blushing?

It's an involuntary response to an external stimulus that through some sort of natural biological process causes the blood into our capillaries close to the skin.

Why are the "skin tone" band-aids colored to look like you all?

Because most other races don't use bandaids. They just duck tape paper towels over their wounds.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Why do you all like blondes so much?

Because blondes are so much hotter than the other colors...

 

[Thrasher865]

If you were a slave owner, would you have sex with your slaves?

The hot ones.

Why do you all love Jimmy Buffet so much?

Because he reminds us of the Shoney's buffet.

Why do you all love Journey so much?

Are you kidding? Have you ever listened to it?

Why do you all buy above ground pools?

Can't afford the real thing. Gotta cool off. We can swim, remember.

How is Friends funny?

Your questions are hard.

 

[Thrasher865]

Why do your women love the Lexus RX so damn much?

Didn't know they did. I'll have to look into buying one.

 

[ego]

Why do you all buy above ground pools?

loaded question.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What is the deal with country music? Is that just the blues for white people?

 

[ego]

Because blondes are so much hotter than the other colors...

respectfully disagree.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Whats the deal with lifted pick-up trucks?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

respectfully disagree.

This. You all need to embrace your red-heads.

 

[Thrasher865]

Whats the deal with lifted pick-up trucks?

Power. Also, if you fly a few confederate flags behind that puppy, you command respect.

Don't you like feeling like you could just drive over the guy in front of you if you didn't like his attitude?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Are you all caught up with my questions?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

So glad I'm not white!

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Why are there less white peeps in prison compared to other colors?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why are there less white peeps in prison compared to other colors?

White folk can afford better damn lawyers!

 

[theFallGuy]

So glad I'm not white!

I knew u were mexican

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I knew u were mexican