Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[Coastypop]

@Freak can we make Gruden a banned word?

Just when I thought we were friends

Lulz

 

[hmanvolfan]

Just when I thought we were friends

Lulz

 

[VolNExile]

2nd

Reported

 

[Orangeslice13]

Reported

 

[Weezer]

Lexi left when I told her it wouldn't work out between us. I think I broke her heart. Pretty sure I also told Chuck it wouldn't work out between us. Haven't seen him since.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lexi left when I told her it wouldn't work out between us. I think I broke her heart. Pretty sure I also told Chuck it wouldn't work out between us. Haven't seen him since.

I thought you and Lexi had a shot.
I figured you were using Chuck to make her jealous

 

[Weezer]

I thought you and Lexi had a shot.
I figured you were using Chuck to make her jealous

Everybody wants a piece of me.

 

[508mikey]

Everybody wants a piece of me.

Is @joevol33 your alter ?

 

[Weezer]

Is @joevol33 your alter ?

Joe wishes he had my mojo.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I thought you and Lexi had a shot.
I figured you were using Chuck to make her jealous

I thought he was Chuck.

 

[DD4ME]

2nd

If you have to ask pay more attention.

 

[DD4ME]

Lexi left when I told her it wouldn't work out between us. I think I broke her heart. Pretty sure I also told Chuck it wouldn't work out between us. Haven't seen him since.

She called you skeezy weezy at one point. You had her.

 

[Weezer]

She called you skeezy weezy at one point. You had her.

Damn straight. She wanted me bad.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Wait. Lexinonmexi was a chick?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Wait. Lexinonmexi was a chick?

In real life
No

 

[joevol33]

Why would I want crabs!

Joe wishes he had my mojo.

 

[Weezer]

Why would I want crabs!

You're wife gave me crabs??!

Guess that explains the itching.

 

[Souce]

Ron, should we accept @dan4vols with open arms if he decides to come back? Or rebuke him like the rat he is?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, should we accept @dan4vols with open arms if he decides to come back? Or rebuke him like the rat he is?

He can’t be trusted. Nobody likes a quitter.

 

[VolNExile]

He can’t be trusted. Nobody likes a quitter.

The Vic Wharton of the Endzone, IMO

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Ron, I have one question, what will we all do with our time, once a OC is named?

 

[VolNExile]

Ron, I have one question, what will we all do with our time, once a OC is named?

Get back to work, before we’re all fired?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I have one question, what will we all do with our time, once a OC is named?

Most likely complain about his play calling abilities. Because everyone in the FF is fully qualified to critique the play calling of someone who gets paid millions to do specifically that.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Get back to work, before we’re all fired?

My boss would love this.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Most likely complain about his play calling abilities. Because everyone in the FF is fully qualified to critique the play calling of someone who gets paid millions to do specifically that.

No need to read the FF for a couple of months. The condensed version. Like it.