A burger w/out mayo is as commie as fries w/out ketchup, IMHO.
Edit: Oh, and I'm w/ Sly on the Hellmann's thing; although my wife buys Kraft olive oil mayo these days because she says it's healthier for me. :dunno:
I like a LITTLE mayo on my burger, but they can keep the half a jar they try to put on there when they fix them.