Ask Behr anything about anything not related to food

[Souce]

 

[Behr]

I know you're workin for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the Ma Fi A

 

[PEPPERJAX]

 

[Behr]

@theFallGuy I sorry if I hurted your feelers. I was just playing.

 

[theFallGuy]

@theFallGuy I sorry if I hurted your feelers. I was just playing.

I have no feelings. I'm cold and dead inside

 

[theFallGuy]

 

[Behr]

I have no feelings. I'm cold and dead inside

Good cause I was lying like priceless Persian rug on a rich mans floor.

 

[Behr]

BooNooga!!!

 

[volfanbill]

Behr, I think I asked you this before, and I'm sorry to actually put the thread title to use, but can you break down when to use each type of onion? And how much difference it makes?

Examples: Adding onion to Fajitas- which onion?
Adding onion to Tater Soup (or any soup for that matter)?
I know you don't eat chili, but if you made chili, which onion?
Omelette onion type?
Etc, etc, etc....

 

[volfanbill]

You didn't ask me, if you did I'm sure I told you to go read a book on it.

Short answer...

If a recipe calls for onion, use a yellow. They're the the most common for cooking.

White are sweeter and best to use raw.

Red are a bit sweeter than the white but, they are mostly used for aesthetics.

Shallots mostly used for sauces. They're the sweetest. Well, next to pearl but they're only good for martinis IMO.

Nevermind. I found it in another thread

 

[Souce]

Nevermind. I found it in another thread

Where?

 

[volfanbill]

Where?

The actual Ask Behr thread that you (and others) ruined and then renamed

 

[Souce]

The actual Ask Behr thread that you (and others) ruined and then renamed

Ruined? I made it better!

 

[Guest]

Soul food done write gotta have some Memphis style green onuions mixed up in there’ra

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Behr the world is full of people who want to get all doped up drugs & pop pills. Where can I find the time to perfect my tiramisu after drowning myself with valium?

 

[Behr]

Behr the world is full of people who want to get all doped up drugs & pop pills. Where can I find the time to perfect my tiramisu after drowning myself with valium?

In a bottle.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ruined? I made it better!
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agreed, he pumped it up to 20* status

 

[Behr]

Yea, wrong.

 

[Behr]

Ruined? I made it better!
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You get a like for the Emeril gif.

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr the world is full of people who want to get all doped up drugs & pop pills. Where can I find the time to perfect my tiramisu after drowning myself with valium?

wtf

 

[Souce]

You get a like for the Emeril gif.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

wtf

 

[Souce]

 

[Souce]

@joevol33

 

[malinoisvol]

Ha Ha