All Thangs Pussum and Chad Thread

I stopped by a spot that just opened for some pizza. It was taking a long time, so they brought me a free salad.

I like salad fine, but come on, know your audience.

Free wine >>>>>>>>>>> free salad.

If you were already drinking wine, maybe they thought it would be best to give you some food.

If you weren't already drinking, the free glass they would have given you would have been from a box or jug and given you a headache.

Who am I kidding. How many glasses had you already had?
 
If you were already drinking wine, maybe they thought it would be best to give you some food.

If you weren't already drinking, the free glass they would have given you would have been from a box or jug and given you a headache.

Who am I kidding. How many glasses had you already had?

I know they thought food was the way to go since I had been waiting for an hour. I was at the bar so I could see what they were pouring.

Funny thing, I ordered an inexpensive Chianti - no fava beans included - but they poured another Italian wine that was more expensive because they were confused.
 
I know they thought food was the way to go since I had been waiting for an hour. I was at the bar so I could see what they were pouring.

Funny thing, I ordered an inexpensive Chianti - no fava beans included - but they poured another Italian wine that was more expensive because they were confused.
*uppity IMO
 
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I know they thought food was the way to go since I had been waiting for an hour. I was at the bar so I could see what they were pouring.

Funny thing, I ordered an inexpensive Chianti - no fava beans included - but they poured another Italian wine that was more expensive because they were confused.

And charged you for the Chianti?
 
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If you were already drinking wine, maybe they thought it would be best to give you some food.

If you weren't already drinking, the free glass they would have given you would have been from a box or jug and given you a headache.

Who am I kidding. How many glasses had you already had?
Exactly, it's @NorCalVol67 , he was probably so drunk he ate his food and forgot he had😄
 
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