My name is Hat. I live in Lauderdale and I think every lawyer but me sux.
It's late and I don't feel like reading through all of this thread, but I get the sense there is some lawyer bashing going on.
I'm also a lawyer. I have represented a Fortune 100 company for a number of years, working on some cases worth more money than anyone on this board will ever make (certainly myself included). (A bold statement, but unless we have members who are Rockefeller-rich I feel confident it is true.) In that capacity, I have never engaged in any tactics I wouldn't feel comfortable confessing to my priest (without fear of earning penitence) or telling you about if I could.
True, I was working for a big company with a lot of assets. But I was also representing all of its stockholders, some of whom were mom and pop investors, and thousands of hard-working rank-and-file employees who depended on that company to provide a better life for their families. All of the above were entitled to a competent and zealous advocate who would represent their interests against an equal rival on the other side of the case. Our justice system is based on this adversarial system and cannot function without it.
Early in my career, I helped a young couple get their daughter back from an ill-advised foster care arrangement, just in time for them to ship off in connection with the husband's military career. (This I did for free.) I also got 12 Marines (age 18-20) from Millington out of an underage drinking rap that threatened their military careers. This success was based on what some of you would derisively call a "technicality," but I felt like if they were old enough to leave in a few weeks and kill or be killed at their nation's request, we shouldn't begrudge them a few beers at a party during which no one breached the peace.
I got more personal satisfaction from those cases than any of the multi-million dollar cases I have worked on since.
I tell these contrasting stories only to give a sense of the diverse issues that confront people working on both sides of our legal system. Not all of it is sexy or financially immense, but a lot of it makes a big difference in the lives of ordinary people.
My point is, our legal system depends on people like me (hopefully most of whom are more skilled than me) to fight hard on opposite sides of issues. Is justice always done? Certainly not. But I don't have a better idea about how to resolve civil disputes or adjudicate the guilt or innocence of people whose life or liberty is at stake in a criminal case.
God forbid you need a lawyer someday to save your property or your life. As someone pointed out earlier, if you do, he or she will be your best friend.
I'm blessed to make a good living doing what I do, so maybe I should be thick-skinned when people generalize about my profession in a negative way. But I have good friends who do public interest legal work and make a very modest living, but take great satisfaction out of serving a higher cause. If nothing else, they deserve more respect for the contribution they make to our society.
Some of us are bad. Most of us try hard to be good and honest. But all of us are doing a job that, for better or worse, needs to be done if you want to live in a society that tries to settle disputes in a civilized and roughly fair manner.
Wow, didn't mean to get so deep. Sorry if this is a buzz-kill. Hey, how 'bout them Lady Vols?