0 - 4 vs USC all-time. But hey, who isn't.
Anyway, I would love to see UT play some decent OOC teams. Some of my favorite imaginary meetings being: UT/Missouri (Battle of I-155), UT vs Texas (acronyms battle UT vs UT), and UT vs. West Virginia (the "We're sorry, we would've stopped recruiting Tajh Boyd if we knew we weren't going to like him" game).