So, what if you're out in the middle of nowhere (Sevierville, Tn) with your wife and are only taking some scenic photos of a lake and surrounding area when a beat up truck with 6 rough looking hillbillys pull up and stop and block what they think is your exit path? Also, in this hypothetical situation, imagine that they've all obviously been drinking. As the door opens, empty beer cans and bottles spill out as they're telling you what they're going to do to the both of you. Do you just calmly talk them out of what they have in mind? Maybe, you start a comedy routine that get them rolling on the ground in laughter. What do you do, Nerd?