Nolte: Joe Biden Lives to Brain-Freeze Another Day
The Democrat presidential race is now down to two pushing-80 white guys: Jurassic Marxist and Joe Biden, the guy who just spent two weeks
lying about how he was arrested in South Africa.
What happened in South Carolina Saturday night — Biden’s smashing, come-from-behind, double-digit, runaway victory — is great news for him. As of now, it looks like Biden has won the race for
The Bernie Sanders Alternative. The bad news is that the spotlight will be turned back on him, which means
the avalanche of truly disturbing brain freezes he suffered last week are unlikely to be ignored should they happen again — and they will. Biden’s not getting any younger, you know.
Well, unfortunately for Slow Joe, time is short. When Barack Obama trounced Hillary Clinton in South Carolina during their 2008 death match, Obama had ten days to capitalize on that win going into Super Tuesday. Those ten days combined with an endorsement from Ted Kennedy made all the difference.
Biden only has three days to Super Tuesday, and some of those states are already voting, including delegate-rich California.
The good news for Biden, and this news should not be underestimated, is that he’s now The Guy, and by The Guy, I mean The Guy to emerge as
The Alternative To Bernie.
But now, with his undeniable comeback, Burisma Biden is The Guy, and voters in the
OMG Bernie Can’t Beat Trump Lane finally have one candidate to consolidate around, which tells you just how awful the other candidates are.
So, while we must always keep in mind that a lot of things can still happen (which is why early voting is stupid), it looks right now like the Democrat primary will turn into one of two worst case scenarios (WCS).
Nolte: Joe Biden Lives to Brain-Freeze Another Day