2015 NBA Playoff Thread

[BadJerry20]

Stop talking to yourself weirdo

 

[BadJerry20]

**** you, you ain't the boss of me

 

[BadJerry20]

Whoa no need to be hostile

 

[YankeeVol]

You need help.

 

[BadJerry20]

Yes...yes I do.

 

[BadJerry20]

Whoa no need to be hostile

No need to be so sensitive, mind your own business

 

[BadJerry20]

Nice shot Bobby Sura

 

[BadJerry20]

No need to be so sensitive, mind your own business

Well I am you so it is my business

 

[BadJerry20]

You're just the voice in my head stfu.

 

[BadJerry20]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. So if they start screaming you know what to do.

 

[BadJerry20]

Oh let's talk about the hookers in our closet, brilliant decision.

 

[BadJerry20]

Hookers aren't real people.

 

[BadJerry20]

STDs are like Pokémon, you gotta catch em all

 

[BadJerry20]

That was a great poop, I didn't even need to wipe.

 

[BadJerry20]

Great follow by Noah

 

[BadJerry20]

I wonder if there is an alien version of me somewhere doing this very thing.

 

[BadJerry20]

I wonder if he is wondering if I exist at this very moment.

 

[BadJerry20]

I think if I ever meet him I'll make sweet love to him.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Stfu weirdo

 

[BadJerry20]

Would it be considered gay if you made love to your alien self? How about a clone?

 

[BadJerry20]

Stfu weirdo

You jelli that I would make love to Alien Jerry?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

You jelli that I would make love to Alien Jerry?

Not in the least bit lol

 

[BadJerry20]

I wonder if Alien Ben is Jelli too? I bet Alien Ape is drunk face down in a closet.

 

[YankeeVol]

Drugs are bad Jerry

 

[apevol]

Damnit BJ, take your thorazine!