'13 TX WR Eldridge Massington

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RhodesVol said:
Yep, back before Justin Gattlin left early to juice up and lose gold medals and world records.
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Yeah Gatlin was a bada**. Sux he juiced up. Not sure if it ever came out he did it while at UT though.

Our Track team has had some skeletons come out of late. Crazy.
 
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Oskie Volum said:
No offer yet, so I wonder what Stoop needs to confirm before he does.
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Stoops just needs to make sure he is OK with working a no-show job at a car dealership and also needs to make sure that he fulfills the Oklahoma extracurricular component of admittance by either assaulting a former girlfriend with a screwdriver or spending a minimum of 10 hours a week helping his uncle to manufacture and distribute meth.
 
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ArrogantTexasFan said:
Stoops just needs to make sure he is OK with working a no-show job at a car dealership and also needs to make sure that he fulfills the Oklahoma extracurricular component of admittance by either assaulting a former girlfriend with a screwdriver or spending a minimum of 10 hours a week helping his uncle to manufacture and distribute meth.
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Didn't hate this post. Brought a smile to my face actually :clap:
 
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ArrogantTexasFan said:
Stoops just needs to make sure he is OK with working a no-show job at a car dealership and also needs to make sure that he fulfills the Oklahoma extracurricular component of admittance by either assaulting a former girlfriend with a screwdriver or spending a minimum of 10 hours a week helping his uncle to manufacture and distribute meth.
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Someone sounds pissed with the way Stoops has been handing them their ass back on a plate. Now you see how we feel about Nick Satan/I mean Saban. Lol but I laughed like hell at this post.
 
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ArrogantTexasFan said:
Stoops just needs to make sure he is OK with working a no-show job at a car dealership and also needs to make sure that he fulfills the Oklahoma extracurricular component of admittance by either assaulting a former girlfriend with a screwdriver or spending a minimum of 10 hours a week helping his uncle to manufacture and distribute meth.
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Oy vey! Why was I dumb enough to ask a TX fan his opinion on Stoops/OU and expect an actual response??? And I grew around it, and still failed in so many ways with that question!!! :eggonface:

I set u up for that and I'm sure u got a chubby, sat up straight, and popped a fresh beer when u saw it too. Nice spike down man :good!:

If we ever got an OU fan member on here it would be hilarious...
 
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