BYU announcer was on radio today saying he wouldn’t be surprised at there being over 20,000 of their fans at the game.
I’m telling you right now that is going to be a powder keg.
Just think about how angry our fans are after GSU loss.
Just think about first time for alcohol at Neyland.
Imagine some very nice old lady wearing a BYU shirt over her magic undergarments.
Now imagine some liquored up ahole like me sitting next to her.
Now imagine it’s 21-0 at halftime BYU.
BYU LADY: “Now, son I know you’re upset about your team losing, but maybe in the second half you could cut down a little on taking the Lords name in vain.”
Drunk me: “I hab tried to be ..be a be Gemmel, burp, a nice subburn gemmelman around you,,,you ole b***h ...but f*** it...I’m goin to get summore 15 f**kin dollars

...and ur gunna drink one wit me and see that ur ugly ass won’t..burp..won’t be STRUCKTED by lightnin.
Lady: “oh son, you know that we LDS aren’t allowed to drink alcohol or caffeine lest we not be allowed into heaven.”
Drunk me: “dats duh bbbiggest crock of horses**t I ever heard. Burp, cough, u Mormons shore iz sum *****d up sumsabiotches”
Lady: “could be, but we sober Mormons are sure whipping your drunk boys”
Drunk me: “datz it....I’m gunna knock .........hey....hey,stop... occifer get ur hands the f*** off of me...I was just trying to buy,,burp, cough, this old woman a drinkkk...helllppp..police brutopially.”