Jun 24th, 2009
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Found these sayings about Jeff Luc online and found them to be funny. I thought I would share them with our readers. Kudos to the person that put these together:
- Jeff Luc ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Jeff Luc doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Jeff Luc knocked one of the corners off.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jeff Luc lives in Florida.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jeff Luc pajamas.
- Simply by pulling on both ends, Jeff Luc can stretch diamonds back into coal.
- When Jeff Luc does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Jeff Luc was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- The last thing you hear before Jeff Luc hits you? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
- Jeff Luc uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jeff Luc.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Jeff Luc.
- Jeff Luc once got into a knife fight…the knife lost.
- Jeff Luc has never forced a fumble, he just strongly recommends it and they always comply.:lolabove: