21-0
The NFL will be so impressed by our championship run and blanking everyone throughout the year that they will include us in the playoffs. While holding the moon and sun at bay our quarterback will release the lightning greased ball to our ever open receivers and the Tennessee Volunteers...
My crazy Monday AM theory is that he went to CO to meet a consortium of gamblers. They have a plan. So top-secret that they wouldn’t even tell me.
Go Vols!!!!!!
He can return if;
1. 1500 push ups per day
2. 12 bleacher runs per day
(touch all steps in Neyland)
3. Public apologies to everyone
4. Return 50% NIL
5. Iron team uniforms for season
Cause he did dumb stuff and didn’t try on the way out. Seems like he purposefully tanked that last season in anyway he could. That’s why a wasp needs to sting that boy on the face.
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