Recent content by DuckIt

Slice!!! Keep your head up. Your D is playing well.

This is truly an offensive derp contest. Butch needs to put ANYONE else in there.

I'll loan you guys Marcus Mariota. It'll be like that Euro Soccer loaning bull****. You get MM so you can beat the stupid effin Gators; and you send us $32, bubble gum, and 4 hot Tennessee girls. Then we get MM back after the win.

**** playa. I'm here. I woke up late. Worked on a script until 5 and put myself into a drunken stupor. I put on the UT-UF game and was thrilled to see Tennessee winning. An interception was promptly thrown. Assuming correlation = causation...I blamed myself as changed the channel. Oh...

Well gentle sirs and ladies. As I'm sure you DIDN'T notice, I had to leave. While I enjoy writing about nothing here at VolNation, I had real writing to do, as that's what I'm paid to do. And I couldn't have you people distracting me. Here I am, still awake, having just finished at 3:48 pacific...

Too bad I don't float. I'm too dense.

Except...I'm not an alter? I don't even know how to respond to the accusation. But your parranoia is amusing. Even for me.

Are you referring to me?

Never had to take a grenade for a buddy. Fortunately. At least none so woeful that I'd dare deem her grenade-worthy.

It was in my RV. Just not on me. Alas. Besides, I'm a fists kind of guy.

Fat women are fine. They just have to come with one other hot woman. They're more of a package deal for me.

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Then I'm almost there. Consider me a rednec.

Dammit. I'm doomed.

Jesus Cristo. People get banned from websites like this? What the hell do you have to do to accomplish that?