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#151
#151
BadJerry20 said:
A sweet romance is blossoming as far as I can tell.
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It's not a romance until heart dumps that dipsh!t boyfriend and you're laying on heart's couch at 11AM on a Tuesday watching Maury and asking her if she bought the fawking Funyons you asked for and you're wondering why she hasn't upgraded the sports package to include every regional Fox Sports station that's available. #soon.
 
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#157
#157
Hobock said:
It's not a romance until heart dumps that dipsh!t boyfriend and you're laying on heart's couch at 11AM on a Tuesday watching Maury and asking her if she bought the fawking Funyons you asked for and you're wondering why she hasn't upgraded the sports package to include every regional Fox Sports station that's available. #soon.
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I lol'd hard.
 
#158
#158
Another new fawker? wtf? Slice, where are you recruiting these alters at? Are they at least people we liked the first time around?
 
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#161
#161
Weezer said:
Another new fawker? wtf? Slice, where are you recruiting these alters at? Are they at least people we liked the first time around?
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Neither is an alter.
Peter came here in a flushed thread.
Duckhook I went and got.
Both funny fwakers.
 
#163
#163
orangeslice13 said:
Neither is an alter.
Peter came here in a flushed thread.
Duckhook I went and got.
Both funny fwakers.
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Consider me very out of the loop with internet speak. I hate acronyms, dislike all slang that isn't cleverly crafted, and don't think "very" as an acceptable adverb.

With that being said, what the **** is an alter?
 
#164
#164
DuckIt said:
Consider me very out of the loop with internet speak. I hate acronyms, dislike all slang that isn't cleverly crafted, and don't think "very" as an acceptable adverb.

With that being said, what the **** is an alter?
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Someone who was once banned and came back under a new name.
We have several people who have gone by several different screen names. So now the locals always assume new posters are alters.
 
#165
#165
I can assure everyone Duckboots is a legit Duck fan who I asked to come to the zone because he's funny and I like having posters like him around.
 
#168
#168
Hobock said:
Please extrapolate on activities in your life-experience that you might consider Redneck.
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Don't hate; extrapolate.

Off the top of my head, I drooped my balls into a cup of warm dip spit and called it a jacuzzi.

For reals though: I took a 10 day road trip from Los Angeles to, and around, Texas. There were 7 of us in an RV. Our shower was filled with beer. It was August and 102 plus humidity everywhere we went. We shut off the generator when we drove to be able to go further on less gas. Meaning no air conditioner. We took not one shower. We "bathed" in bodies of water. One of those bodies of water was a fountain in downtown Austin. We parked in the parking lot adjacent to the W hotel, set up lawn chairs at 3am, drank ****ty beer, and used the W facilities to clean our *******s. We then crashed - seriously - the End Of The Fiscal Year party and sang karaoke with senators, lobbyists, and mayors. I made out with a lobbyist from Mississippi during a drunken rampage. She was fat. As one would expect a female lobbyist from Mississippi to be. She smelt like lavender. But I immediately regretted it and returned to singing a CCR duet with my Australian roommate in front of a room of politicians carrying guns.
 
#169
#169
BadJerry20 said:
My money is on got his sister/mom preggers. Wait that's Kentuckian not redneck, carry on
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Just you wait, Kevin Federline. DuckIt is about to regale us with tales of sampling roux and sucking the heads out of boiled crawfish with Justin Wilson, Anthony Bourdain, and Rockin' Sidney.
 
#171
#171
Hobock said:
Just you wait, Kevin Federline. DuckIt is about to regale us with tales of sampling roux and sucking the heads out of boiled crawfish with Justin Wilson, Anthony Bourdain, and Rockin' Sidney.
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I live Bourdain's life. I just don't get paid for it (con); but I'm not married (pro).
 
#173
#173
orangeslice13 said:
Someone who was once banned and came back under a new name.
We have several people who have gone by several different screen names. So now the locals always assume new posters are alters.
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Jesus Cristo. People get banned from websites like this? What the hell do you have to do to accomplish that?
 
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