Duckit

Ducktits, do you have webbed nipples, or does that only happen in KY?
 
This alter obsession is kinda sad. The zone needs to sack up and quit acting like a bunch of poocees

So Red let you sack up tonight? She must want something nice if she's letting the boys out of the jar.
 
And before you go all Bubba on me, that there was a joke. You know, married guy, wife carries his balls..... Surely you've heard the joke before, yes?
 
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Wez,
When you and the mrs have sexy time do you strap your fat up with a belt so the evening can be considered a success?
 
Wez,
When you and the mrs have sexy time do you strap your fat up with a belt so the evening can be considered a success?

Single. Belly not so big I can't see and use my deek. Any night that involves sex counts as success. Any other questions? :birgits_giggle:
 
I know how we can prove Ducktits is for realz. Get the Oregon O tattooed around your nips and areoli, then post a pic. Do that and you can even be an honorary redneck with all the rights and privileges such title provides.
 
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Wtf are you talking about?
When did you become a girl?
If you need to be sensitive go somewhere else.

You women are confusing. You say you want sensitive, so I tried to be sensitive, now you just reaffirm you'd rather me be an azzhole. Make up your damn mind!
 

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