I contracted Chlamydia..

[VolStudent5]

Ahh hell...everybody makes mistakes when they're young. Cumberland Avenue pub crawlers eventually become bankers, attorneys, doctors, CPA's, politicians, and business men respected and admired. Time is on your side.

what about doctor? cause that's what i'm after.

 

[hmanvolfan]

what about doctor? cause that's what i'm after.

Stay away from them street walkin whores then Einstein.

 

[mcompton]

lulz

 

[GreveHaller]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ywt00S4t-E[/youtube]

This came to mind

 

[Behr]

I think Volstu5 been "messin round" with the Gobster.

 

[jhen713]

GBO was the 1st to respond, with a question on how to get rid of it. Yopu may be on to something.

 

[Behr]

Well, if he did get it from Gob, that's the least of his worries.

 

[Coastypop]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

I told you to stay away from my sister

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

Remember the sayin "you'll get something Ajax won't take off"? Well this is what they was talkin about.

 

[xJesusx56]

what about doctor? cause that's what i'm after.

Doctor is included in his post. I don't want a doctor who can't read.

 

[Weezer]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

Unprotected sex with a chick who's known to get around.... Sounds like you just wanted the thrill of sleeping with every man she's ever been with. Congratulations, you won a prize.

 

[SergeantVol]

The Internet chick?

Was this a gal from VN?

 

[Weezer]

Was this a gal from VN?

Does your sister post on VN? If so, then yes.

 

[Toujours Pret]

I told you to stay away from my sister

Isn't she 76? I mean, if that's his thing, power to him.

 

[Coastypop]

Isn't she 76? I mean, if that's his thing, power to him.

Yes to the first question! but you know how my sister get's around... but at least not as bad as my grandma

 

[BadJerry20]

Yes to the first question! but you know how my sister get's around... but at least not as bad as my grandma

Your grandma...man she knows some neat tricks.

 

[Coastypop]

Your grandma...man she knows some neat tricks.

yeah, but she is really old school

 

[BadJerry20]

yeah, but she is really old school

I like when they have ankle bewbs

 

[Coastypop]

I like when they have ankle bewbs

kinda wrinkled too, but makes em fun to iron

 

[BadJerry20]

kinda wrinkled too, but makes em fun to iron

Well I need to fap, where's my fap goggles? Safety first.

 

[Coastypop]

Well I need to fap, where's my fap goggles? Safety first.

One good thing bout gettin old and wearing bi-focal's there is not wasted time hunting for goggles..... besides I hear that will heal cataracts if it get's in your eyes

 

[MG1968]

Just one more example of youth being wasted on the young.

 

[SergeantVol]

Does your sister post on VN? If so, then yes.

No siblings here

 

[jhen713]

No siblings here

Can you blame 'em after seeing how you turned out?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Remember the sayin "you'll get something Ajax won't take off"? Well this is what they was talkin about.

how about changing your avvy
Thanks