I contracted Chlamydia..

[VolStudent5]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

 

[GBO18]

Did they beat it out with a hammer?

 

[Hobock]

Allsome. Go Vawls!

 

[VolStudent5]

Did they beat it out with a hammer?

no but i want to beat her with a hammer

 

[Hobock]

How long before your tallywacker falls off?

 

[GAVol]

no but i want to beat her with a hammer

Better make sure you can outrun her pimp.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

The Internet chick?

 

[Wickerhead]

Are your lips swelled?

 

[VolStudent5]

The Internet chick?

yeah the one like a horse

 

[Slydell]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

no but i want to beat her with a hammer

Why would you be mad at her?:ermm:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Congrats, brah.

 

[YorkVol]

Shoulda listened to your mother.

 

[GBO18]

Was it good at least?

 

[northknoxvol]

Good thing you got it under contract.......wouldnt want to have to pay a buyout when it leaves you for another. Seriously this thread has epic potential! Congrats!

 

[vol_in_ar]

The Internet chick?

is this the one, that had a lot of post deleted

 

[vol_in_ar]

yeah the one like a horse

Why would you be mad at her?:ermm:

yeah, why wouldn't you wrap up

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Yep bagged her head and yours.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Ahh hell...everybody makes mistakes when they're young. Cumberland Avenue pub crawlers eventually become bankers, attorneys, doctors, CPA's, politicians, and business men respected and admired. Time is on your side.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Gotta wrap it before you tap it bro.

 

[jhen713]

I messed with this chick who was known to get around.. my testes started shriveling up and hurting very badly. Went to the doctor, got tested. I have chlamydia. ask me anything

What's the price of beans in china?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Its like jurassic park.
The electric fense is down and newbies are wandering all over the zone.

 

[YankeeVol]

Can't fix stupid

 

[jhen713]

Its like jurassic park.
The electric fense is down and newbies are wandering all over the zone.

Who left the door open?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Who left the door open?

I blame Freak

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dam buncha morans.