The Official Aaron Hernandez Advice Thread

[Unknown Muppet]

7. Always be aware of what your cellmate is doing in the corner. You may not always want to venture into his area while he is "meditating."

 

[Volz4lif3]

Let's be respectful of his Hispanic heritage, please. It would be Taco Salad.

Thanks.

Ron I just marvel at your insight..

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron I just marvel at your insight..

All I'm saying is there is no reason to be rude.

 

[Volz4lif3]

All I'm saying is there is no reason to be rude.

La Raza...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

8. Ask for a small rock hammer and a poster of Raquel Welch.

 

[Spartacavolus]

make a fake head out of plaster and swim away

 

[VolFan32]

Whatever you do, don't mention you were teammates with Tim Tebow.

 

[Volz4lif3]

make a fake head out of plaster and swim away

Clint approves of this..

 

[HOAV]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EDmVwfmrE[/youtube]

 

[Spartacavolus]

put can cokes in a pillow case for really good contact during fights

 

[The Ron Mexico]

9. Take a Bible with you. You will need to hide a gun inside of it at some point. Google "how to cut out pages in the shape of a gun".

 

[Hobock]

Never let anyone take yo conebread.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

10. Learn the definition of the term "pitchin' woo".

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Shove a spoon up your ***, pray it isn't found, dig your way to freedom.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

11. Two words - Caged Heat.

 

[BadJerry20]

Deny deny deny, get an obstruction of justice charge, and go on to be the best LB of the past 10 years...oh wait

 

[VolFan32]

Deny deny deny, get an obstruction of justice charge, and go on to be the best LB of the past 10 years...oh wait

And hide your shirt with blood all over it

 

[rockytop114]

Pull a oj

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Aaron Hernandez owes us a big thank you.

 

[BadJerry20]

Rae Carruth says don't hide in the trunk of a car in Tennessee

 

[rockytop114]

But don't go and try ans rob someone after you get off of murder

 

[BadJerry20]

Do right a book about how you would have done it

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Take a bedsheet. Tie the bedsheet up to a pipe. Make a type of knot at the other end. Inspect the knot.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Rae Carruth says don't hide in the trunk of a car in Tennessee

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"LIL' Rae Rae" Steve Harvey "Kings of Comedy" - YouTube

 

[BadJerry20]

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"LIL' Rae Rae" Steve Harvey "Kings of Comedy" - YouTube

Lulz