Office Rant

#26
#26
The Ron Mexico said:
I need more information.

1) Can you fire her?

I can recommend with significant weighting but no. I don't have termination in my repertoire.

2) Does she have big boobs?

No

3) Are cankles present?

Unsure. We are a pants, shoes, socks workplace attire.
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#29
#29
I ignored all of the advice from you fine people and asked her to cut my nails.

Meeting with HR later today.
 
#33
#33
blupotato said:
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#42
#42
95 Vol Alum said:
I ignored all of the advice from you fine people and asked her to cut my nails.

Meeting with HR later today.
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If they back you in a corner, tell them she let you look at hers and that's the first one you've seen that you could crawl back in. :)
 
#43
#43
rmsmith said:
i feel your pain. guy i work with leaves his phone ringer on. it's not just a ring though. some crappy song.

I should change mine to something by slayer.
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My squad leader in the marine corps had his go off when he was shaking hands with Dick Cheney. His ringtone was redneck by lamb of god.
 
#44
#44
95 Vol Alum said:
My office neighbor across the hall has adopted a weekly ritual of clipping all her nails. I'm a believer in confining personal grooming to the home or bathroom environment. My only outlet is to beech about it in an effort to avoid confrontation over what is likely a pet peeve isolated to me.

And don't get me started on those clippers who find a trash can inconvenient.

/rant
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My wife's biggest pet peave is the sound the clipper makes when I cut my fingernails, so I feel your pain. When she hates something, I hear about it. "Why didn't you come up to bed before midnight?"

I was tired as hell babe.

(Her). You weren't too tired to cut your fingernails.

WTF does that mean?
 
#46
#46
Escape Goat said:
My wife's biggest pet peave is the sound the clipper makes when I cut my fingernails, so I feel your pain. When she hates something, I hear about it. "Why didn't you come up to bed before midnight?"

I was tired as hell babe.

(Her). You weren't too tired to cut your fingernails.

WTF does that mean?
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Have you lost that loving feeling? Poon vs clipping finger nails? Wtf!
 
#49
#49
New rant. Hired a female, new college graduate last June. She wouldn't start until August so her and her husband could go to Europe. In March, she informs that she is expecting....due in July. This month she informs that she will likely not return after pregnancy disability.

Who goes to college for 4-5 years only to work less than 1? Someone teach these kids some finance!
 
#50
#50
95 Vol Alum said:
New rant. Hired a female, new college graduate last June. She wouldn't start until August so her and her husband could go to Europe. In March, she informs that she is expecting....due in July. This month she informs that she will likely not return after pregnancy disability.

Who goes to college for 4-5 years only to work less than 1? Someone teach these kids some finance!
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What's her husband do?
 
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