Office Rant

[95 Vol Alum]

My office neighbor across the hall has adopted a weekly ritual of clipping all her nails. I'm a believer in confining personal grooming to the home or bathroom environment. My only outlet is to beech about it in an effort to avoid confrontation over what is likely a pet peeve isolated to me.

And don't get me started on those clippers who find a trash can inconvenient.

/rant

 

[Slydell]

Start sucking your teeth until it irritates them.

 

[Aavoxx]

Start throwing **** at her.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Start throwing **** at her.

I also find defecating in the office inappropriate.

 

[Aavoxx]

I also find defacating in the office inappropriate.

I bet it would be effective tho!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Voxx proposes escalation of offensive behavior. If she adopts this stance, I'll be showered by this at some point:

epper:

 

[Aavoxx]

Voxx proposes escalation of offensive behavior. If she adopts this stance, I'll be showered by this at some point:

epper:

Just gotta up your game. Enlist cohorts.

 

[theFallGuy]

I also find defecating in the office inappropriate.

how do u feel about fapping at work? inappropriate?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I need more information.

1) Can you fire her?
2) Does she have big boobs?
3) Are cankles present?

 

[Georgia Peach]

I recommend a passive aggressive tactic. Something annoying like clearing your throat every minute.

Or you could just complain that personal hygiene at the office is bull****.

 

[blupotato]

 

[rmsmith]

i feel your pain. guy i work with leaves his phone ringer on. it's not just a ring though. some crappy song.

I should change mine to something by slayer.

 

[Georgia Peach]

I have a co worker who loves to slam the hell out of her office door when she leaves. Problem is she is always coming/going. Cackles like a witch. Thank the lord she is only here a couple days a week.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

95, Gangnam Style every hour on the hour with the full dance.
Support your half heritage. Yore Welcome, brah!

 

[Wickerhead]

Laffed and liked.

 

[Aavoxx]

95, Gangnam Style every hour on the hour with the full dance.
Support your half heritage. Yore Welcome, brah!

Please record this.

 

[VolFan32]

Agree with 3*

 

[jhen713]

Put your foot down 95.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

crop dusting

 

[Hobock]

95, I know you are El Jefe. If you don't have the sack to confront her, sprinkle some short and curlies on her keyboard.

 

[Hobock]

I have a coworker who's phone has the most annoying text message notification in the wurld. Si Robertson says Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey...14,000 times a day.....:banghead2:

 

[rmsmith]

I have a coworker who's phone has the most annoying text message notification in the wurld. Si Robertson says Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey...14,000 times a day.....:banghead2:

don't hate cause I'm popular

 

[Wickerhead]

The simple solution to this is to ask her if you can trim her toe nails for her. You could slip under the desk and set on a booster seat and be undetected.

 

[rmsmith]

The simple solution to this is to ask her if you can trim her toe nails for her. You could slip under the desk and set on a booster seat and be undetected.

might backfire and she ask him to rub her bunions

 

[95 Vol Alum]

how do u feel about fapping at work? inappropriate?

Men - yes

Women - depends on a couple of factors