I Can't Drive 55

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Hobock

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Welcome to the Zonetard speeding ticket thread...

How many tickets have you had?

How many MPH over the speed-limit were you going?

Have you flirted with, or offered sexual flavors to the 5.0 to get out of a ticket? (specifically for Boxx)

Go!
 
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I've had a few. Last one was 7 years ago in Wyoming. One before that was 12 years ago in Oklahoma. The one before that was about 15 years ago in Cali. In Wyoming and Okie, I was exceeding the posted interstate speed by about 40 mph. The one is Cali would be my finest offer. Exceeding the posted interstate speed limit by about 80 mph. No increase in insurance in any case and all speeds were reduced to about 10-15 above posted limit by the officers writing the tickets.
 
#4
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1. I was 16 and it was a trap where the speed changed from 55 to 40 and the 40 mph sign was covered over by bushes extending out into the road. Fwaking pigs just had to write a ticket.
 
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#5
Got one when I was 17, 72 in a 55. Another when I was 22, 40 in a 30. Last one I got was 50 in a 40 and probably should've gone in the drunk tank that night, but was able to pass a field sobriety test.
 
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blupotato said:
1. I was 16 and it was a trap where the speed changed from 55 to 40 and the 40 mph sign was covered over by bushes extending out into the road. Fwaking pigs just had to write a ticket.
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Tell it to the judge....


:)
 
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#9
Got stopped for speeding once. It was about 17yrs ago. Was doing 64 in a 45. Officer got an emergency call and dropped my insurance card in my lap and said slow it down next time and was gone. He still had my DL clipped to his clipboard. Called my house 2 days later and let my parents know he had my liscense. No ticket though.
 
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Only one, 98 on I-70 just east of Columbus, Ohio. He knocked it down to 80 to keep me from having to go back for court.

Was driving home from Colorado, had a winter storm behind me, and was trying to get a big enough lead on it so I could snag an hour or so's worth of sleep.
 
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VolFan32 said:
Got one when I was 17, 72 in a 55. Another when I was 22, 40 in a 30. Last one I got was 50 in a 40 and probably should've gone in the drunk tank that night, but was able to pass a field sobriety test.
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Reminds me of the time I got pulled over in G'Burg by a bicycle cop and drove away with 3 Open-Container tickets.
 
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I. Written for LV in a XLV by Memphis City. Told the officer to go back and check the L mph sign about 1/2 mile back when she made her illegal U-turn to repost.

Still bitter.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
I. Written for LV in a XLV by Memphis City. Told the officer to go back and check the L mph sign about 1/2 mile back when she made her illegal U-turn to repost.

Still bitter.
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You know the Romans are dead? Don't be an ass!
 
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#23
I got 2 in one weekend. One on 85 outside of greensboro and another in town. Had to get 2 different lawyers but both were dropped. Worst was little over a year ago I got popped 34 in a 25 school zone but it was 30 minutes to an hour after school had started. That one I got a lawyer and avoided it on my insurance but it's on my record.
 
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