Who am I?

[Thrasher865]

This is a good one:

If a chicken says "all chickens are liars." Is he speaking the truth?

 

[Thrasher865]

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

A nose.

 

[therealUT]

:question: I suppose if by "hold" you mean "sustain."

I'll allow it.

That was the obvious answer, right? The creative answers were something like breath, thought, hope, etc.?

 

[UTGnome]

This is a good one:

If a chicken says "all chickens are liars." Is he speaking the truth?

No, chickens don't speak.

 

[UTGnome]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

[Thrasher865]

That was the obvious answer, right? The creative answers were something like breath, thought, hope, etc.?

In the endzone, yes. That was the obvious answer.

 

[Thrasher865]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

coffin

 

[therealUT]

This is a good one:

If a chicken says "all chickens are liars." Is he speaking the truth?

If that chicken is speaking, I don't care whether or not he's telling the truth or spouting falsehoods.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They each catch a fish, but they only caught 3 fish total. How dis happen?

Father, son, grandson

 

[therealUT]

Father, son, grandson

Whoa, slow down there before your hurt yourself.

 

[UTGnome]

What stinks while living but in death smells good?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Nuclear bomb

 

[therealUT]

What stinks while living but in death smells good?

Grandma?

 

[Thrasher865]

odor producing bacteria?

 

[UTGnome]

Nuclear bomb

Could work.

Thrasher got it with coffin.

 

[UTGnome]

Grandma?

odor producing bacteria?

Nope

 

[therealUT]

Nope

Skunk?

 

[UTGnome]

A pig

 

[therealUT]

You touch me to turn me on.
You play around with me to heat me up.
After checking to make sure I am just right, your fingers will be wet.
And, after your done with me, you will feel nice and relaxed.

What am I?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Am I black or white? African black or African-American black?

It doesn't matter...

 

[Thrasher865]

You touch me to turn me on.
You play around with me to heat me up.
After checking to make sure I am just right, your fingers will be wet.
And, after your done with me, you will feel nice and relaxed.

What am I?

:blush2:

 

[Thrasher865]

A bath?

 

[therealUT]

It doesn't matter...

Well, I need to know how far I can run. Could be a large forest...

 

[therealUT]

A bath?

I would have accepted bath, shower, or...yeah, bath or shower.

 

[Thrasher865]

lol!

I missed 13's.

Halfway. After that, you're running out.