The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[DD4ME]

worked for Nerd

Exactly

 

[theFallGuy]

Take it from someone with personal experience, if you fap around to long you will go blind.

#wisdom

fyp

 

[Unknown Muppet]

She lives in LA. Long distance relationships that are that long distance rarely work. Maybe you'll get laid out of the deal. Roll with it.

Good point. Hmmmmmmmm

 

[theFallGuy]

Exactly

I just usually go with peen n the vag right after "hello". worked so far

 

[Aavoxx]

fyp

At least you're reliable.

 

[theFallGuy]

At least you're reliable.

that's wut she said, wtf!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I just usually go with peen n the vag right after "hello". worked so far

Yes, but rape seems a bit extreme to me.

 

[rmsmith]

The ****! You are talking about my love. I shall go to the ends of the internets to show her that I will be the one she needs, wants, and desires.

you really only want this for about 8 hours

 

[rmsmith]

Yes, but rape seems a bit extreme to me.

when did she say no?

 

[Aavoxx]

This may be 32's best thread.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

you really only want this for about 8 hours

You don't know that.

 

[DD4ME]

I just usually go with peen n the vag right after "hello". worked so far

Right now we are working on him actually meeting her.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

This may be 32's best thread.

I think we can hereby revoke his thread making ban.

 

[heartvols]

I wonder if Meggers is reading this thread right now and laughing.

 

[DD4ME]

This may be 32's best thread.

It's still early

 

[blupotato]

Meg will you go to prom with me?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I wonder if Meggers is reading this thread right now and laughing.

WTF!



And maybe.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear Ms. Turney,

Gonzo is a strong black man. And, as you know, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. So, you're welcome.

Ron Mexico

 

[heartvols]

The*

 

[DD4ME]

Tweet her this, works everytime

 

[Aavoxx]

I wonder if Meggers is reading this thread right now and laughing.

I somehow doubt it. If she is, he's won half the battle.

 

[DD4ME]

Woman with that technical prowess is gonna need some mass to make that inbox full

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Tweet her this, works everytime

Should I add "My love only grows for you."

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I somehow doubt it. If she is, he's won half the battle.

Troof. I need to tweet the link to her myself.

 

[DD4ME]

I somehow doubt it. If she is, he's won half the battle.

Are we mind Effin yet? That's the best part.