The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[blupotato]

You should tweet it to Meg.

Who me? I don't do the twitter or the myface.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Tatters getting things back on track. I'm afraid Amanda Bynes may give me the Haids.

 

[DD4ME]

Tatters getting things back on track. I'm afraid Amanda Bynes may give me the Haids.

Triple ply

 

[Slydell]

Restart, Gonz. Pick something a little more decent.

 

[rockytop114]

Hay Meg im 114 i got a big unit and can go for 52min 32 sec i like short walks on the beach and looking at parks i love comic books and playing video games i am your perfect mate . We need to hook up tweet me girl

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The ****! You are talking about my love. I shall go to the ends of the internets to show her that I will be the one she needs, wants, and desires.

 

[Aavoxx]

WTF, 114? This thread isn't about you.

 

[DD4ME]

114 was just testing Gonzo's resolve. He had been slacking on his wooing

 

[Unknown Muppet]

WTF, 114? This thread isn't about you.

Exactly 114.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

114 was just testing Gonzo's resolve. He had been slacking on his wooing

I have not been slacking. I have been intentionally avoiding the debauchery in order to show her my seriousness in this endeavor.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

On? I have sex on a bed. I have sex with a woman.

"On" is the correct term in this instance. To use "with" infers that the beautiful lady will be an active participant in the sweet, sweet love making. There is no need for that. She just needs to show up. And of course, Gonzo will be on her.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Take the high road. We were trying to piihb. Our apologies.

I am trying to stand tall with my resolve and passion in this matter. I shall not waiver! We shall one day join in the thrills of sweet passion.

 

[theFallGuy]

Boom heart doing work.

Heart.
She's bi so stage 2 is you're the attractant.

Heart is bi?

 

[DD4ME]

We need to work on your sexy talk

 

[Aavoxx]

I am trying to stand tall with my resolve and passion in this matter. I shall not waiver! We shall one day join in the thrills of sweet passion.

So...do it. Ask her out on Twitter.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

"On" is the correct term in this instance. To use "with" infers that the beautiful lady will be an active participant in the sweet, sweet love making. There is no need for that. She just needs to show up. And of course, Gonzo will be on her.

Dammit TRM! I thought we was kewl.

We will make sweet love and in that moment of pure passion we will become strong. You shall see.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

We need to work on your sexy talk

Meh. She ain't coming in here and I am not wasting my game on you guys.

So...do it. Ask her out on Twitter.

I am still working out a creative way to do so that will not be taken as overly creepy.

 

[Aavoxx]

Meh. She ain't coming in here and I am not wasting my game on you guys.



I am still working out a creative way to do so that will not be taken as overly creepy.

Direct approach might work.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Direct approach might work.

That's the fall back if I can come up with nothing creative.

 

[DD4ME]

Peen in the popcorn bucket IMO

 

[Aavoxx]

That's the fall back if I can come up with nothing creative.

Take it from someone with personal experience, if you **** around to long the ship will sail.

#wisdom

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Take it from someone with personal experience, if you **** around to long the ship will sail.

#wisdom

I agree (from personal experience as well), but I fear as of asking a girl out on Twitter is creepy - so it must be done the right way.

 

[theFallGuy]

Peen in the popcorn bucket IMO

worked for Nerd

 

[Aavoxx]

I agree (from personal experience as well), but I fear as of asking a girl out on Twitter is creepy - so it must be done the right way.

She lives in LA. Long distance relationships that are that long distance rarely work. Maybe you'll get laid out of the deal. Roll with it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Peen in the popcorn bucket IMO

You will not bait me into your debauchery!