The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[theFallGuy]

Diamonds are nice, but I prefer rubies
take off your shirt, and show me dem boobies

very Shakespearean

 

[BadJerry20]

Meg Turney, girl of my dreams
Every time I see you, I have to change my jeans

 

[theFallGuy]

I tweeted the thread at her. I did my part.

the poetry will mesmerize her

 

[BadJerry20]

Doves fly, candles flicker, the sunset on the beach
Oh how I want to eat your sweet peach

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Big forehead. No thanks

Kinda like doing it with your sister?

 

[BadJerry20]

Silhouettes of us dancing at night
I roofied this candy, please take a bite

 

[BadJerry20]

the poetry will mesmerize her

Chicks dig poetry. #fact

 

[theFallGuy]

Kinda like doing it with your sister?

wtf!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

wtf!

Ikr!

 

[theFallGuy]

Ikr!

totally agree

 

[VolFan32]

I've loved you from the time I was born, please smell this rag of chloroform

 

[Wickerhead]

All these post are funny
And a few are tarded
I've laughed so damn hard
I think I just sharted

 

[BadJerry20]

I think we need a zoners poetry thread. We some talented mofos!

 

[BadJerry20]

The beyonders be hating on my skillz

 

[Orangeslice13]

I think we need a zoners poetry thread. We some talented mofos!

We have a Dr Seuss thread.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

If I start at your G and have you screaming Oh oh. You'll know that's why they call me Gonzo.

Quoted for excellence.

 

[BadJerry20]

We have a Dr Seuss thread.

Dr Seuss can suck it!

 

[Slydell]

Gettin' anywhere, Gonzo?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I think if this thread is discovered by Meg, my chances are nil.

 

[BadJerry20]

Do not want then

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear Ms. Turney,

Please let Gonzo have sex on you. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Ron Mexico

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dear Ms. Turney,

Please let Gonzo have sex on you. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Ron Mexico

This should do the trick!

 

[DD4ME]

I think if this thread is discovered by Meg, my chances are nil.

You got this all wrong. When she reads these rhymes she'll be wanting your schlong.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

This should do the trick!

I know, right?

 

[DD4ME]

It sounds more personal without The