The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

Ms. Turney,

It is important that you understand one important thing about Gonzo: he claims to be a very tender lover. Oh, and he says please and thank you regularly.

 

[heartvols]

There's always Amanda Bynes. I heard she's a twitter whore. And cray cray.

 

[DD4ME]

Also he has jovial friends and wing men. Ready to provide support and assistance where needed. It's like dating a team of stallions.

 

[DD4ME]

There's always Amanda Bynes. I heard she's a twitter whore. And cray cray.

Pics or didn't happen

 

[The Ron Mexico]

There's always Amanda Bynes. I heard she's a twitter whore. And cray cray.

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

 

[heartvols]

Pics or didn't happen

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes

 

[DD4ME]

Heart,
Of her boobs. K thanks.

 

[VolFan32]

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

More truth from The.

 

[Slydell]

He might want to let her know that he's a part time virgin and just needs some help.

 

[VolFan32]

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes

Wtf happened to that girl?

 

[DD4ME]

No idea who this Amanda is (didn't know Meg either) but she looks slooty and desperate Gonzo. We may need to rethink your strategy.

Btw solid Heart good to know you follow all the cray cray sloots.

 

[theFallGuy]

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes

she's ugly imo

 

[VolFan32]

Used to be hot until plastic surgery and coke

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dear Ms. Turney,

Please let Gonzo have sex on you. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Ron Mexico

On? I have sex on a bed. I have sex with a woman.

 

[theFallGuy]

Used to be hot until plastic surgery and coke

she was never hot like selena gomez & vanessa hudgens. would smash the hell out of them

 

[BadJerry20]

Dayum she got scary looking

 

[VolFan32]

she was never hot like selena gomez & vanessa hudgens. would smash the hell out of them

Agree, but she was still hot.

 

[heartvols]

she was never hot like selena gomez & vanessa hudgens. Would smash the hell out of them

 

[blupotato]

 

[blupotato]

Was that what you wanted heart?

 

[heartvols]

omg you're awesome!!!

 

[heartvols]

Was that what you wanted heart?

Lol yes

Somebody please make a gif out of 13:41.

 

[blupotato]

You're welcome.

 

[heartvols]

You should tweet it to Meg.

 

[DD4ME]

Boom heart doing work.

Heart.
She's bi so stage 2 is you're the attractant.