The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[BadJerry20]

Diamonds are nice, but I prefer rubies
take off your shirt, and show me dem boobies

 

[DD4ME]

Quality work BJ. We'll have Gonzo getting laid in no time

 

[DD4ME]

Your hair is red your skin is pale. I'm a really nice guy so give me some tail.

 

[BadJerry20]

Hopefully he's writing these masterpieces that we are giving him down.

 

[Aavoxx]

He's currently playing basketball.

 

[DD4ME]

Hopefully he's writing these masterpieces that we are giving him down.

Emeralds are green pearls are white I'm gonna give you a necklace tonight.

 

[DD4ME]

He's currently playing basketball.

Ball handling as a backup plan may be wise

 

[DD4ME]

I saw you on youtube being all geeky it turned me on now I'm feeling cheeky.

 

[DD4ME]

I sent you my love. I sent it by twitter. I was being romantic from here on my ****ter.

 

[BadJerry20]

I know me and Jerome are really tight
But I'll kick him out of bed, but just for one night

 

[rmsmith]

What about length n girth?

none of that matters. not for guys anyway. well straight guys.

 

[DD4ME]

If I start at your G and have you screaming Oh oh. You'll know that's why they call me Gonzo.

 

[DD4ME]

none of that matters. not for guys anyway. well straight guys.

Lulz

 

[BadJerry20]

You seem really smart and oh so quirky
When we have sex, Jerome will watch and jerky

 

[rmsmith]

If I start at your G and have you screaming Oh oh. You'll know that's why they call me Gonzo.

Lulz that is excellent

 

[DD4ME]

You may call me a stalker or even a creep. But just roll out dem boobies and give me a peep.

 

[DD4ME]

You seem really smart and oh so quirky
When we have sex, Jerome will watch and jerky

Rofl - whack

 

[Aavoxx]

Leave me the hell out of this.

 

[BadJerry20]

Your boobs are great and probably don't sag
Come a little closer and smell this rag

 

[DD4ME]

Leave me the hell out of this.

Whut. Not gonna help your friend score his dream girl?

 

[DD4ME]

My crabs are red my herp is white but that shouldn't stop us from making love tonight.

 

[DD4ME]

I thought it was sexy when you said you'd pose in playboy. Don't listen to those guys that are calling me gay boy.

 

[BadJerry20]

Meg oh Meg I've been stalking for a minute
Pretend that I'm BJ, and just let me hit it

 

[Aavoxx]

Whut. Not gonna help your friend score his dream girl?

I tweeted the thread at her. I did my part.

 

[BadJerry20]

I like basketball and various things
Won't you once please touch my peen