Random Thoughts XXIX

[joeydupree]

Just don't tell your parents!

My Dad got the ice!

 

[joeydupree]

And my dear Mother was most likely at work...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My Dad got the ice!

Yeah, your real dad............ step dads an azz, amiright?

 

[bubbacurry1]

I am taking my lovely wife to see Ironman3 tomorrow night. Mothers Day night out.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Gf and I are gonna go watch it Monday or Tuesday. Thought you didn't like it, bubba?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Gf and I are gonna go watch it Monday or Tuesday. Thought you didn't like it, bubba?

I didnt care much for it Tex, but she wants to see it so I am gonna take her.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You're the only person I've heard say that it wasn't that good.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

It's worth it Tex. not as good as the first one, but better than the 2nd.

 

[bubbacurry1]

You're the only person I've heard say that it wasn't that good.

I didnt say it wasnt that good. I said that I left there disappointed. It was OK, but it wasnt as good as the first, but way better than the second. It was the first 3d movie I had ever seen, that part was cool.

 

[bubbacurry1]

the donkeys were having sex this afternoon. Try explaining that **** to a 5 yr old.

 

[DD4ME]

the donkeys were having sex this afternoon. Try explaining that **** to a 5 yr old.

Now that's a tough one. Wrasslin?

 

[DD4ME]

I thought even Tijuana had age restrictions though

 

[bubbacurry1]

I told him one was stuck in the mud and the other one was trying to push her out. I think he bought it.

 

[theFallGuy]

I told him one was stuck in the mud and the other one was trying to push her out. I think he bought it.

push her out with the peen.

 

[bubbacurry1]

he was damned sure trying to.

 

[Slydell]

Bubba, you're reminding TFG of his first sexual experience. Might not be good.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I was grilling burgers, he pointed over there and said "why are they doing that"? I was at a loss for words for a minute.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Bubba, you're reminding TFG of his first sexual experience. Might not be good.

TFG cried and jerked it in the corner at a donkey show?

 

[Slydell]

TFG cried and jerked it in the corner at a donkey show?

He'll have to explain it to you probably. I'm sure it was emotional.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

the donkeys were having sex this afternoon. Try explaining that **** to a 5 yr old.

*piggy back ride

 

[bubbacurry1]

I started once to tell him they were playing leap frog. I would have then have had to explain what leap frog was.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I miss u like my uncle who used to give me Jack n Coke when I was 5 yrs old...

I turned him into the dept. of children services.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Doh!

 

[hmanvolfan]

*piggy back ride

Very nice! :good!:

 

[smowkee]

Very nice! :good!:

What happened to the squirrel.