Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#176
#176
Weezer said:
I'm sure it's fun in the short-term, which I guess is all that really matters. And I'm sure she works her ass off, but you're the one thinking up all the freaky ****. She just lets it happen. It's like having a toy IMO. I'm not trying to offend. To me, a freak is someone who thinks up freaky **** to try. She just doesn't mind going along for the ride.

Glad you're enjoying it, and can understand why, but it just doesn't sound like my kind of thing.
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No offense taken Weez. I think the enjoyment is I can fulfill all the freaky stuff other girls won't do. I see your point and agree actually, it's just something different that will get old fast. I can fully acknowledge that, then again that's most girls for me. I'm very easily distracted, by shiny objects.
 
#177
#177
Jerry,

I'm still a virgin and want my first to be memorable. What type of girl do you think I should surrender my innocence to?

Behr
 
#179
#179
Behr1213 said:
Jerry,

I'm still a virgin and want my first to be memorable. What type of girl do you think I should surrender my innocence to?

Behr
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Let's be honest, first times are never really any good. First you should have sex with an older chick at least 10 different times, get her to teach you some tricks that only experience can get you. Then you move to having sex with girls you actually like. The experience you gain from the older woman, will help you impress and keep the girls you want to be with.
 
#182
#182
I haven't found a woman that wants to have sex with me. I have a peen of a new born baby.
 
#185
#185
Unless Gob is underage, I'm gonna try to "tap" that. I like her attitude.
 
#187
#187
I heard. Evidently he still has it....cause he ain't gonna let nobody hit his pecker with a hammer.
 
#190
#190
Behr1213 said:
I haven't found a woman that wants to have sex with me. I have a peen of a new born baby.
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Yeah, I'm hung like a baby too. Seven pounds, three ounces, eighteen inches long.













If that were true I'd be the ultimate porn star. Sadly, I don't come even close. (Not a premature ejaculation pun.)
 
#193
#193
Wait GOB is a girl and Behr is a man? My world just got shattered. Oh wait it's just role playing, I get it.
 
#194
#194
BadJerry20 said:
Can't say I blame him there, a smashed peen is a sad peen
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You don't smack the whole peen, just the head. That's where the infection is. Either way, I'm dying first, but if you opt for the treatment, pray for an accurate doctor. When it comes to Kool and the gang, you find religion, at least tempoarily.
 
#195
#195
Weezer said:
You don't smack the whole peen, just the head. That's where the infection is. Either way, I'm dying first, but if you opt for the treatment, pray for an accurate doctor. When it comes to Kool and the gang, you find religion, at least tempoarily.
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Just the head, you say that so casually. Lol
 
#197
#197
No,my best woman is in jail. The other ones are just toys I guess. I am engaged to the one in jail. She called and sent me a card. She was the only one. She`s 22. We`ve been together 3 years. There are some evil women in Jimtown. One of the girls I was seeing tried to steal my guitar and blacked my eye when I was jerking it away! lol. She`s crazy,but she`s the best in bed. I just hung out with my best friends all day. I visited one girl I`ve not been with. I`m texting her right now. She`s pillsick and needing my help. lol. She`s very pretty,26,and has all her teeth. The girls I ssee are 21,27,26,and 19. I`m trying to have some kids,so I can train them to be UT QBs or kickers. I AM white. Go Vols!
 
#198
#198
heartvols said:
No,my best woman is in jail. The other ones are just toys I guess. I am engaged to the one in jail. She called and sent me a card. She was the only one. She`s 22. We`ve been together 3 years. There are some evil women in Jimtown. One of the girls I was seeing tried to steal my guitar and blacked my eye when I was jerking it away! lol. She`s crazy,but she`s the best in bed. I just hung out with my best friends all day. I visited one girl I`ve not been with. I`m texting her right now. She`s pillsick and needing my help. lol. She`s very pretty,26,and has all her teeth. The girls I ssee are 21,27,26,and 19. I`m trying to have some kids,so I can train them to be UT QBs or kickers. I AM white. Go Vols!
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Best post ever! He's giving away free Marlboro coupons at the O&W game, and he's gonna eat a booger. Go Vols! Hello heart
 
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