Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#151
#151
wildnkrazykat said:
Weeze, she's a sub. It's not her job to think up freakiness. She's a receptacle and sex servant
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I get that she's a sub and some call that freaky, but it's not my thing. Freaky to me is a woman who has her own ideas. I like women with spirit. Makes things a lot more intense. A sub is like having a live sex doll. Sounds like a good idea, may even enjoy it the first few times, but eventually you realize you're just sexing yourself. I'm not against self-gratification mind you, but I prefer the real thing, which IMO is two thinking people. Besides, I'd get tired real quick with having to give directions. "Okay, put this leg behind your head, and this leg...." :)
 
#152
#152
Weezer said:
I get that she's a sub and some call that freaky, but it's not my thing. Freaky to me is a woman who has her own ideas. I like women with spirit. Makes things a lot more intense. A sub is like having a live sex doll. Sounds like a good idea, may even enjoy it the first few times, but eventually you realize you're just sexing yourself. I'm not against self-gratification mind you, but I prefer the real thing, which IMO is two thinking people. Besides, I'd get tired real quick with having to give directions. "Okay, put this leg behind your head, and this leg...." :)
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She doesn't just lay there like a dead hooker. She works her ass off. A girl letting you do whatever is freaky IMO. It's fun for reasons I can't name on here. You are right it is going to get old fast. But hey I like every kind of girl, gotta try most everything once.
 
#153
#153
Johnny Majors is dead.....bro this is a sad day, gone are the momma jokes, and the same stuff being said over and over. You were the Zones crack, so now we detox over this loss. Good thing is we get to keep our spare change, bad thing is we still need our lawns cut and gutters cleaned.....R.I.P.
 
#154
#154
Kat is dead.....you get drunk off of Colt 45, and decided to explore your inner freak. Ball gags, whips and chains, role playing, and asphyxiation. Their was a marching band, midgets and even a donkey show. What a night you had. But you forgot the important rule that Weez and I told you about....safe word....R.I.P.
 
#155
#155
BadJerry20 said:
Johnny Majors is dead.....bro this is a sad day, gone are the momma jokes, and the same stuff being said over and over. You were the Zones crack, so now we detox over this loss. Good thing is we get to keep our spare change, bad thing is we still need our lawns cut and gutters cleaned.....R.I.P.
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Boom!
 
#156
#156
BadJerry20 said:
Kat is dead.....you get drunk off of Colt 45, and decided to explore your inner freak. Ball gags, whips and chains, role playing, and asphyxiation. Their was a marching band, midgets and even a donkey show. What a night you had. But you forgot the important rule that Weez and I told you about....safe word....R.I.P.
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Burgaflickle, beech
 
#175
#175
BadJerry20 said:
She doesn't just lay there like a dead hooker. She works her ass off. A girl letting you do whatever is freaky IMO. It's fun for reasons I can't name on here. You are right it is going to get old fast. But hey I like every kind of girl, gotta try most everything once.
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I'm sure it's fun in the short-term, which I guess is all that really matters. And I'm sure she works her ass off, but you're the one thinking up all the freaky ****. She just lets it happen. It's like having a toy IMO. I'm not trying to offend. To me, a freak is someone who thinks up freaky **** to try. She just doesn't mind going along for the ride.

Glad you're enjoying it, and can understand why, but it just doesn't sound like my kind of thing.
 
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