Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#127
#127
Weezer said:
Still a no. I'm a greedy mofo. I'd make him run the camera. Unless we had some weird kind of empathic connection, in which case he'd have his own piece of pie. We could trade plates, but I'm not for eating off the same plate at the same time. Maybe I'm just insecure that way.
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If it was a clone of myself I'd train a chick. Though that might say too much about my ego.
 
#129
#129
BadJerry20 said:
If it was a clone of myself I'd train a chick. Though that might say too much about my ego.
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Everybody's got their thing. I'm not judgin'. Every squirrel has to find a nut, the adventure lies in between.
 
#131
#131
Weezer said:
Everybody's got their thing. I'm not judgin'. Every squirrel has to find a nut, the adventure lies in between.
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I'm a very open minded guy. I wouldn't want a double sword 3-some unless both swords were mine. I just started messing with a sub chick, she is very interesting to say the least.
 
#139
#139
BadJerry20 said:
I'm a very open minded guy. I wouldn't want a double sword 3-some unless both swords were mine. I just started messing with a sub chick, she is very interesting to say the least.
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Submissive? Friend started dating one, now he's the *****. She switched the roles and fairly easily at that. Guy's a friend, but he ain't as bright about women as he thinks. And not comparing you to him. Based on conversation, I'd guess you are far more savvy.
 
#141
#141
Weezer said:
Submissive? Friend started dating one, now he's the *****. She switched the roles and fairly easily at that. Guy's a friend, but he ain't as bright about women as he thinks. And not comparing you to him. Based on conversation, I'd guess you are far more savvy.
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She is extremely sub, like no opinion in bed. It's me telling her what to do the whole time. Which I think I'll get bored with quick, I like the girl to take charge sometimes, to an extent.
 
#144
#144
BadJerry20 said:
She is extremely sub, like no opinion in bed. It's me telling her what to do the whole time. Which I think I'll get bored with quick, I like the girl to take charge sometimes, to an extent.
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Sounds boring. Freak in the sheets ftw. Imagination is good. Two imaginations are better.
 
#145
#145
BadJerry20 said:
I'm getting there, though insomnia usually wins.
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Somehow over the years, I think I have seriously ****ed up my ankle. On a normal day, it's like rice krispies, snap, crackle, pop. On a cold day, it gets so damn sore it's hard to walk. I'm guessing arthritis, but I've never had it checked. Wonder if I should get an xray? Normally, I just suck it up and go, but it's been getting worse.
 
#146
#146
Weezer said:
Sounds boring. Freak in the sheets ftw. Imagination is good. Two imaginations are better.
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She is a freak, I just have to tell her to be a freak. The plus side is she does whatever I say, the down side is I have to tell her to do everything. I'm guessing it'll get really old in about 2 weeks.
 
#147
#147
Weezer said:
Somehow over the years, I think I have seriously ****ed up my ankle. On a normal day, it's like rice krispies, snap, crackle, pop. On a cold day, it gets so damn sore it's hard to walk. I'm guessing arthritis, but I've never had it checked. Wonder if I should get an xray? Normally, I just suck it up and go, but it's been getting worse.
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That doesn't sound good. You should probably get an xray before you do serious damage. My problem is when is first wake up my arches are all messed up, takes about 20 steps before the properly stretch. Cold days kill my knees they pop a lot, too much playground basketball, messed them up.
 
#148
#148
BadJerry20 said:
She is a freak, I just have to tell her to be a freak. The plus side is she does whatever I say, the down side is I have to tell her to do everything. I'm guessing it'll get really old in about 2 weeks.
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She's not afraid to get freaky, but she's not a freak. Freaks think up freakiness all on their own. Like I said, imagination. Sounds like she has none. Sounds more like she's lazy, and if you have to think for her, there are no surprises. Surprises are where the most fun is found.

BadJerry20 said:
That doesn't sound good. You should probably get an xray before you do serious damage. My problem is when is first wake up my arches are all messed up, takes about 20 steps before the properly stretch. Cold days kill my knees they pop a lot, too much playground basketball, messed them up.
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My legs in general are all kind of f'ed up. Get cramps up and down both legs frequently. From the arches in my feet, to my calves, up into my hammys. Sucks when it wakes you up at night. Inherited bad knees from my dad. But I can handle that pain. Hell, I can handle most pain, but my ankle has just been excruciating lately. I'm thinking I may need to have my neck xrayed too. Not because of chronic pain, but because it pops all the time when I turn my head. I'm not so sure that's healthy. Don't really know tho. Maybe it's just normal for some people.

Main point, getting old sucks donkey balls, just like those girls in Tijuana.
 
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