Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

[theFallGuy]

Brad, write Cuonzo's obit.

 

[blupotato]

That was extremely painful to even read.

 

[rockytop114]

I would choose to have my got dang brains blown out than have my pecker hit by a hammer

 

[BadJerry20]

Taters is dead.....you traveled to distant lands seeking joy and adventure. Instead you fell in love with a tranny midget. You thought you were the king of the world, till you told the midget you could take more than just his fist.....R.I.P.

 

[BadJerry20]

Man, we got to move you closer. We would tear this mofo up. The damage would be catastrophic.

I do miss K-Town, but I tend to get in way to much trouble down there. I will be visiting in the summer and for the Georgia game.

 

[BadJerry20]

Brad, write Cuonzo's obit.

Call me Brad one more time gimp

 

[theFallGuy]

Call me Brad one more time gimp

yo Brad, yusomad?

 

[BadJerry20]

yo Brad, yusomad?

That's it, someone get my baby powder

 

[VolFan32]

I think Jenny needs one.

 

[theFallGuy]

Does anyone know what's up with Brad? He seems to be kind of pissy today.

 

[theFallGuy]

yo Brad, can I get a shout out?!

 

[BadJerry20]

You can get a stfu! Smiley face

 

[Weezer]

I used to know a Brad. We smoked dope together. Good times.

p.s.- He had a hot gf. She'd occasionally smoke up with us too. Really good times.

 

[HOAV]

Write one for the zone

 

[BadJerry20]

Wiener 3-some weez?

 

[BadJerry20]

Write one for the zone

Soon. I'm too pissed at Harvard to.write one right now.

 

[VolFan32]

Getting close to 5,000 Jerry. I may start you a thread

 

[Weezer]

Wiener 3-some weez?

No, I don't duel with swords. I'm more of a ten paces kind of guy. You can watch from ten paces away, and if your lucky, get my leftovers, but be forewarned, I normally clean my plate. If I'm going threesome, it better involve a second helping of pie.

 

[BadJerry20]

Getting close to 5,000 Jerry. I may start you a thread

Will there be hookers and blow? If so I'm in.

 

[BadJerry20]

No, I don't duel with swords. I'm more of a ten paces kind of guy. You can watch from ten paces away, and if your lucky, get my leftovers, but be forewarned, I normally clean my plate. If I'm going threesome, it better involve a second helping of pie.

What if the second sword was a clone of yourself?

 

[theFallGuy]

Getting close to 5,000 Jerry. I may start you a thread

don't know a Jerry. have u met Brad though?

 

[VolFan32]

Will there be hookers and blow? If so I'm in.

Of course

 

[volmanbill]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA[/youtube]

 

[BadJerry20]

don't know a Jerry. have u met Brad though?

That's B-Rad beech

 

[Weezer]

What if the second sword was a clone of yourself?

Still a no. I'm a greedy mofo. I'd make him run the camera. Unless we had some weird kind of empathic connection, in which case he'd have his own piece of pie. We could trade plates, but I'm not for eating off the same plate at the same time. Maybe I'm just insecure that way.