Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#77
#77
VIF is dead.....an "old zoner" that liked to reminisce about past post "quality". He died from disappointment, and just a twinge of butthurt. Lucky for me I have no idea who he is......R.I.P.
 
#78
#78
BadJerry20 said:
VIF is dead.....an "old zoner" that liked to reminisce about past post "quality". He died from disappointment, and just a twinge of butthurt. Lucky for me I have no idea who he is......R.I.P.
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There is zero butt hurt within VIF.
 
#80
#80
That's it. I'm gonna FU up. Judy/chop and some ninjain' comin' to you boy.
 
#82
#82
The Vols tourney hopes are dead......another slow start on the year, another strong finish, another flame out in our first SEC tourney game, till next year.....again......R.I.P.
 
#89
#89
Need to write one for H. At his age, he's gonna need it sooner than later. He's not immortal like Sly. Just don't forget to mention his PBR.
 
#91
#91
Weezer is dead......he lived free and loved the freaky stuff, asphyxiation, knives, and girls in costumes. He went to comic-con to find his dream girl, instead he got a heavy dose of the comic-con clap.....R.I.P.
 
#93
#93
Squirrel is dead.....while sipping his PBR and looking through an old issue of playboy, an old feeling came upon him. He quickly popped a viagra and went to the bedroom. The next morning he was found feet tossed up next to his head, silly old timer shoulda known he wasn't that flexible....R.I.P.
 
#97
#97
BadJerry20 said:
I've been floating around different threads. Lurking here and there. I'm up all night, the late crew has been slacking lately. What have you been up too?
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Lurking a little too. Worked 17 hour day yesterday and back up a 2 this morning. My ass is in the dirt. If they are hiring where you work I'm a good electrician.
 
#98
#98
Wickerhead said:
Lurking a little too. Worked 17 hour day yesterday and back up a 2 this morning. My ass is in the dirt. If they are hiring where you work I'm a good electrician.
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Damn that's some long days. We are hiring, but I live in Louisville.
 
#100
#100
BadJerry20 said:
Weezer is dead......he lived free and loved the freaky stuff, asphyxiation, knives, and girls in costumes. He went to comic-con to find his dream girl, instead he got a heavy dose of the comic-con clap.....R.I.P.
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Fawk, if I caught the bull-headed clap, I'd probably kill myself before treatment. Do they still have to whack the puss out, or have they created a med to treat it yet? Guess I could google it sometime. Remember hearing a sailor story about a guy who got it. Doc told him to lay his pecker out on the table. Guy did what he was told, then the doc pulled out some kind of medical hammer type instrument and gave it a good smack. Got the puss out, but lord that had to be painful as hell.
 
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