Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#55
#55
BadJerry20 said:
Webb is dead......you kept us riveted, waiting on your every post. You pimped many hoes, some of which had teeth. Aliens abducted you and gave you many pills. You were white, and a brilliant mind.....R.I.P.
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#58
#58
Hobock is dead.....protector of the little man, defender of race relations. Like a drunk ninja running in the night, he will protect all the innocent. Whether they like it or not, cause he is Modbock......R.I.P.
 
#59
#59
BadJerry20 said:
Hobock is dead.....protector of the little man, defender of race relations. Like a drunk ninja running in the night, he will protect all the innocent. Whether they like it or not, cause he is Modbock......R.I.P.
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Excellent! A White-Knight for the White-Knights, brah!
 
#62
#62
Pubes is dead.....my protégé, you proved yourself a worthy Zoner in the JDog thread. Like myself you date crazy chicks, here's to no bricks in the afterlife....R.I.P.
 
#63
#63
Voxx is dead.....your love for dancing to dubstep was a beautiful thing. Your love for pregnant chicks on the other hand was not. They found you smothered under not one or two, but three preggers bellys. Face deep in placenta, just as you always dreamed......R.I.P.
 
#66
#66
BadJerry20 said:
Voxx is dead.....your love for dancing to dubstep was a beautiful thing. Your love for pregnant chicks on the other hand was not. They found you smothered under not one or two, but three preggers bellys. Face deep in placenta, just as you always dreamed......R.I.P.
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Story of my life.
 
#69
#69
I'm sure my obituary will hit the zone tonight. Make it a damn good one. Dammit I miss everything.
 
#70
#70
Wicker is dead.......you are a creepy stalker, that dug me a special pit. You were often misunderstood, as you only wanted to put the lotion on its skin.....R.I.P.
 
#72
#72
Peach is dead.....you loved the politics forum and cuddling with hairy men. Georgia Peach that made the men crazy, if only they had known you were really a Hawaiian Banana.......R.I.P.
 
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#73
#73
BadJerry20 said:
Heart is dead....cotton candy and all dat azz, though I have a theory you are in fact an old man, that was posting your granddaughters pics. Which is all kinds of creepy.....R.I.P.
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Heart has been done. For real R.I.P. heart
 
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#74
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#75
#75
95 Vol Alum said:
VIF dominates the obit writing, IMO.
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I am disapoint in this attempt at duality
But thank you 95 for all of the props
Old Zoners remember the past post quality
And no one will notice when this thread flops.

VIF.:birgits_giggle:
 
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